By James Beissel
From Boulder, CO
Apr 13, 2010
| I think it's time to fire up the TNO Machine again!
How about next Tuesday afternoon/evening?
Shall we ease into the season with something like Huston Crack or cut to the chase with something a little more rowdy?
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By James Beissel
From Boulder, CO
Apr 13, 2010
| Wide cracks within an hour of Boulder (ongoing list)
AKA
"Boulder Hardman" Offwidth Training Circuit
Admission Crack - Upper Infirmary Slabs, South Saint Vrain Canyon
Too Dumb to Sleep In - North Table Mountain, Golden
Bailey's Overhang - Castle Rock, Boulder Canyon
Upstairs - Upper Peanuts, Eldorado Canyon
Electric Fountain Crack - Achean Pronouncement, Flatirons
Twistoflex - Cadillac Crag, Eldorado Canyon
Ruper - Redgarden Wall, Eldorado Canyon
Osiris - The Book, Lumpy Ridge
Tombstone - Tombstone, Lumpy Ridge
Huston Crack - Cob Rock, Boulder Canyon
Free the Ostriches - Long Walk Rock, Boulder Canyon
Wide Pride - North Table Mountain, Golden
The Bowels - The Quarry Wall, Golden
Imperfect Offwidth - Pebble Beach, The Flatirons
Off Width Her Head! - Sunset Wall, Flatirons
Get Smart - Upper Security Risk, Boulder Canyon
Skunk Crack - Castle Rock, Boulder Canyon
Wolf's Tooth - Twin Owls, Lumpy Ridge
Funeral March - West Ridge, Eldorado Canyon
Marry Me, Becky - The Quarry Wall, Golden
Grand Giraffe - Redgarden Wall, Eldorado Canyon
Bookmark OW - The Bookmark, Lumpy Ridge
Inside Straight - The Bookmark, Lumpy Ridge
Hot Licks - The Bookend, Lumpy Ridge
Quick Silver - West Ridge, Eldorado Canyon
Hand Crack - The Box, Flatirons
Cunning Stunt - The Maiden, Flatirons
Offwidth Bulge - The Quarry Wall, Golden
Gates of Eden - Bell Buttress, Boulder Canyon
Doin' The Band - Jungle Wall, Big Thompson Canyon
Coffin Crack - Castle Rock, Boulder Canyon
By Gully - Castle Rock, Boulder Canyon
Super Squeeze - The Dome, Boulder Canyon
Crack of Desperation - Vampire Rock, Boulder Canyon
Tiger's Tooth - Twin Owls, Lumpy Ridge
Euclid's Corner - Ridge 3, Flatirons
Initial Hangover - West Ridge, Eldorado Canyon
Turnkorner - Sundance Buttress, Lumpy Ridge
Captain Beyond - Mickey Mouse Wall, Eldorado Mountain
Right Side? aka Bong Session - Black Widow Slab, Boulder Canyon
Crack of Dawn - Sleeping Beauty, Boulder Canyon
The Devil's Plaything - Devil's Wings, Flatirons
Bacon Bits - Physical Crag, Eldorado Canyon
Crack a Beer - Bumbling Stock, Clear Creek Canyon
Offwidth - The Monestary, Big Thompson Canyon
Dreams Of Darkness - Sobo Buttress, Eldorado Canyon
Far Out - Ridge 2, Flatirons
Twister - Twin Owls, Lumpy Ridge
The Diving Board - Redgarden Wall, Eldorado Canyon
Simian's Way - Mickey Mouse Wall, Eldorado Mountain
The Umph Slot - The Dome, Boulder Canyon
Crack of Fear - Twin Owls, Lumpy Ridge
Under The Influence - Ridge 4, Flatirons
On-Slot - Continental Crag, Eldorado Canyon
Acrophile - The Acrophile, South Saint Vrain Canyon
Peaches and Cream - Twin Owls, Lumpy Ridge
Haradrim - Upper Infirmary Slabs, South Saint Vrain Canyon
Bacon and Ergs - Physical Crag, Eldorado Canyon
Truth - The Bookend, Lumpy Ridge
Buildering
Blockbuster Offwidth - 28th St & Arapahoe Shopping Center
Honorable Mention
stuff that is wide, but doesn't require OW tech
Athlete's Feat - Castle Rock, Boulder Canyon
Yoni - Achean Pronouncement, Flatirons
Grandmother's Challenge - Redgarden Wall, Eldorado Canyon
Burly Man - North Table Mountain, Golden
Rumors and Such
Animal Magnetism - Closed
??? - Buttonrock Dam
Welcome To The Jungle - Jungle Wall, Big Thompson Canyon
Fin City #3 Offwidth, Lumpy Ridge |
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By James Beissel
From Boulder, CO
Apr 13, 2010
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| Joshua Merriam leading The By Gully.
Submitted By: James Beissel on Oct 16, 2008
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| Josh doing his best "Blue Steel".
Submitted By: James Beissel on Oct 8, 2008
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| Rich working the exit moves on The Umph Slot.
Submitted By: James Beissel on Apr 20, 2007
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By Chris Plesko
From Westminster, CO
Apr 13, 2010
| Yes! Time to do this. I just got a #6 C4 I can contribute to lead attempts this year ;)
I'd be up for starting easy on Huston but will grovel up whatever. Now where did I put my old jeans... |
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By Rios
From CO
Apr 13, 2010
| damn this sounds like fun! |
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By mountainsense
Apr 13, 2010
| Hey Andy, Zac,
Tuesday Night Offwidth sounds like a alot of fun! We should road-trip to Boulder and check this out! S |
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By Leah Miller
From Niwot, CO
Apr 14, 2010
| Yewww!!!! TNO is back!! I'm sooo stoked ... except I can't come next Tuesday :( I hope this keeps going ... |
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By GabeO
From Denver, CO
Apr 14, 2010
| I'll skip Huston, but I'm in for whatever's next. Oomph, maybe?
GO |
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By Tony B
From Around Boulder, CO
Apr 14, 2010
| One man's Thrash is another man's Pleasure.
James Beissel wrote: Wide cracks within an hour of Boulder (ongoing list) AKA Boulder Hardman Offwidth Training Circuit
I've done most of that list (30+) and FA'd 5 of them.
I thought of at least one you missed though:
Far Out
Cunning Stunt (on the Maiden) might also get a mention if you were listing them. Not everyone has 5" fists... |
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By Scott McMahon
From Boulder, CO
Apr 14, 2010
| Tuesday's no bueno, at least till school gets out. |
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By Tim C
From Lakewood, CO
Apr 14, 2010
| I'm down for some "fun" offwidth... or is it a chimney? :-) |
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By James Beissel
From Boulder, CO
Apr 14, 2010
| Tony - I pulled many of those routes from your posts the last few times this thread has been around...so thanks for your contributions both as an FA and a curator.
Cunning Stunt is a good one. Had almost forgot! |
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By Drew McLean
From Colorado
Apr 15, 2010
| Im in on this now for sure. I need to put some scratches on my #6 as well.
Drew |
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By Tony B
From Around Boulder, CO
Apr 15, 2010
| He should add Super Squeeze- for me it;s a squeeze chimney, as I can just barely get my butt pulled through it if I let my legs dnagle and then wobble up. For larger people... well, good luck. |
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By James Beissel
From Boulder, CO
Apr 15, 2010
| Added both of those suggestions to the list along with Athlete's Feat, which made honorable mention since the wide sections are more about liebacks and knee bars.
Has anyone ever gone around the outside on Super Squeeze? |
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By Terry Fisher
Apr 19, 2010
| I'm out of shape and fat so I should be able to just jamb em' straight up! LOL Anyway, I'm game, where is it this week? |
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By James Beissel
From Boulder, CO
Apr 19, 2010
| Huston Crack at Cob Rock will be the venue tomorrow (4/20/2010).
I'll be getting there around 5:00, but folks are welcome to show up earlier or later. See you there! |
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By James Beissel
From Boulder, CO
Apr 21, 2010
| We had a mellow night at Huston. Chris and Aaron made it up from Westminster and both cranked on Huston crack. Nice job, guys!
| Aaron elbows deep in Huston Crack.
Submitted By: James Beissel on Apr 21, 2010
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| Chris firing Huston Crack.
Submitted By: James Beissel on Apr 21, 2010
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Thinking of returning to the Umph Slot next Tuesday...any other nominations? |
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By Chris Plesko
From Westminster, CO
Apr 21, 2010
| Nice to meet you last night Jim and thanks for the pictures! I'm down to suffer where ever next week. Umph sounds hard and fun. |
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By Phil Lauffen
From Louyuppie
Apr 21, 2010
| I think I may actually be able to come this time. via longboard possibly.... |
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By D@n
From Boulder, CO
Apr 21, 2010
| I like that you added this:
Buildering
Blockbuster Offwidth - 28th St & Arapahoe Shopping Center
Anyone know of more locations of synthetic OWs? No chimneys please! |
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By cheifitj
From Boulder, Colorado
Apr 21, 2010
| I would like to join for Umph next Tuesday. If I am still not sick.
-Jon |
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By T.Ward
From Boulder, CO
Apr 22, 2010
| I'd like a second crack at Umph. |
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