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Jan 1, 2001
Last Visit: Sep 11, 2025
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Likes Trad, Sport, Tr, Gym
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Trad 3rd 5.10a
Sport 5.9 5.10d
Ice WI1 WI5
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I'm a fat, middle-aged, out-of-shape, post-cardiac multiple amputee



Comments View All 61

Oct 26, 2019
Full disclosure: in this BITD photos, I carried around a full six-pack. Now I’m rocking a keg. I just get m… View Comment
May 25, 2014
Belay comments have been modified. Thanks for the head's up. View Comment
Jun 19, 2012
It's sad to say but there is a 1,000 acre fire in this area as of this writing and it may be getting torche… View Comment
Nov 18, 2011
BTW, this route is either a solo or a short-rope practice climb. 98% of it is 3rd-4th class, but there are… View Comment
Nov 18, 2011
I can't believe this thing has been under my nose for 35 years and I haven't seen it. Hidden gem? View Comment
Feb 16, 2011
Hey, that was my kid's first lead, too! It wasn't an on-sight though. He had top-roped it the day before. T… View Comment

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Gear > Climbing Gear Discussion
Reply: outside rope
Apr 18, 2020 Be very careful in making the assumption that bi-pattern ropes make it easy to spot a transition. A bi-pattern rope does not change any colors at the mid point; just the patter… View Message
Gear > Climbing Gear Discussion
Reply: I lowered someone in “guide mode” today
Apr 10, 2020 Use a Munter as your direct belay off the anchor. There. I said it.Unless you’re skilled, practiced, have an ideal setup and have the proper equipment handy for a “… View Message
Gear > Climbing Gear Discussion
Reply: Pink
Apr 6, 2020 Ode to a Pink TricamOh Pink's the one I love to placewhen I'm alone way up in spaceon some exposed and airy face.They sink where other gear won't go.When all you've got is mank… View Message
General > General Climbing
Reply: GQ article on climbing - thoughts?
Jan 23, 2020 I’ll take one of those $213 beanies. View Message
Gear > Climbing Gear Discussion
Reply: Question about using Gunks tie offs on old rigid s…
Jan 15, 2020 That's as silly argument as me saying that because the old school Friends are lighter you can carry more.  View Message
Gear > Climbing Gear Discussion
Reply: Question about using Gunks tie offs on old rigid s…
Jan 14, 2020 The #2.5 Old school rigid stem Friend is lighter than the #1 BD Ultralight Camalot.  View Message

Route Scores View All 7

5.11+ 7a 24 VIII 24 E4 6a
 18
Between The Sheets
Trad 2 pitches
WI4+ M4-5
 169
Skylight
Trad, Mixed, Ice 3 pitches
WI5 M6 R
 13
Smear of Fear
Trad, Mixed, Ice, Alpine
5.11c 6c+ 24 VIII- 24 E4 6a
 14
Whiteman
Trad 2 pitches
5.11+ 7a 24 VIII 24 E4 6a R
 6
New Music
Trad 5 pitches
5.11 6c+ 23 VIII- 23 E4 5c
 13
Black Top
Sport
Route Name Location Star Rating Difficulty Date
Between The Sheets Estes Park Valley > Lumpy Ridge > Bookmark
Avg:  18
Malcolm:
5.11+ 7a 24 VIII 24 E4 6a Trad 2 pitches
5.11b
Skylight CO Ice & Mixed > Ouray (Ice/Mixed) > Camp Bird Rd
Avg:  169
Malcolm:
WI4+ M4-5 Trad, Mixed, Ice 3 pitches
WI4+ M4-5
Smear of Fear CO Ice & Mixed > RMNP - Mixed/Ice > Long's Peak/Mt Meeker…
Avg:  13
Malcolm:
WI5 M6 R Trad, Mixed, Ice, Alpine
WI5 M6
Whiteman Estes Park Valley > Lumpy Ridge > Sundance Buttress
Avg:  14
Malcolm:
5.11c 6c+ 24 VIII- 24 E4 6a Trad 2 pitches
5.11c
New Music Estes Park Valley > … > Book > Pages Wall Area
Avg:  6
Malcolm:
5.11+ 7a 24 VIII 24 E4 6a R Trad 5 pitches
5.11+
Black Top Boulder > … > Redgarden Wall > Redgarden - S Buttress
Avg:  13
Malcolm:
5.11 6c+ 23 VIII- 23 E4 5c Sport
5.11c
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