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Choss Pirate

Suburbs of Eldo
Genderqueer

Member Since
May 30, 2020
Last Visit: 29 mins ago
20 Points
Point Rank: #27,062 DetailsDrop down

Likes Trad, Sport
Favorite Climbs
not the naked edge
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semi recreational punter, likes booty



5.12b 7b 26 VIII+ 26 E5 6b
 146
Dracula
Dec 13, 2025 · 3 pitches. Lead / Fell/Hung. I am *literally* the world's worst rock climber. Refined crux beta (that I completely didn't do)...left hand top of jug, right hand on pinchy shit, left gold on good lil nubbin, right foot on shit to the right of that. Get right foot up to the right hand side of the good edge. Left foot up to flat black rock down and left of bolt. Reach right. It's not hard, I'm just dumb and don't know how to climb.
Sport
5.12d 7c 28 IX 28 E6 6b
 9
Perpetual Change
Dec 7, 2025 · 3 pitches. Lead / Redpoint. With Michael! Hung draws, couldn't figure out the crux, went back up to work the crux, figured it out, lowered, and then ripped it, by the skin of my teeth haha. Ended up locking off right hand and then reaching for crimp with left to solve the crux! Could do statically that way. I'll take 12d cuz I could do it statically (barely), any shorter and deffo 13-.
Trad 2 pitches
Boulder > … > South > Maiden
5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
 184
Horse d'Oeuvre (aka Pony Express…
Dec 6, 2025 · Lead / Redpoint. First half only. So fun
Trad
5.11 6c+ 23 VIII- 23 E4 5c
 202
Iron Horse
Dec 6, 2025 · 1 pitch. Lead / Redpoint. Brief inspection on lower, then pulled rope and ripped it
Trad 2 pitches
5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a PG13
 32
T2 Direct Finish
Nov 29, 2025 · Lead / Onsight. A lil bit of spice in the first 1/3rd but not too bad with some creativity! Climbing isn't hard, just wandery to find the easiest/cleanest path.
Trad
5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c R
 181
T2
Nov 28, 2025 · 5 pitches. Bottom to top, with Greg! Bottom in two pitches his lead, top half to summit of T2 in three pitches as my lead. Direct finish. So fuckin good.
Trad 7 pitches
Route Name Location Star Rating Difficulty Date
Dracula Boulder > Boulder Canyon > Black Widow Slab
 146
5.12b 7b 26 VIII+ 26 E5 6b Sport
Dec 13, 2025 · 3 pitches. Lead / Fell/Hung. I am *literally* the world's worst rock climber. Refined crux beta (that I completely didn't do)...left hand top of jug, right hand on pinchy shit, left gold on good lil nubbin, right foot on shit to the right of that. Get right foot up to the right hand side of the good edge. Left foot up to flat black rock down and left of bolt. Reach right. It's not hard, I'm just dumb and don't know how to climb.
Perpetual Change Boulder > … > South > Maiden
 9
5.12d 7c 28 IX 28 E6 6b Trad 2 pitches
Dec 7, 2025 · 3 pitches. Lead / Redpoint. With Michael! Hung draws, couldn't figure out the crux, went back up to work the crux, figured it out, lowered, and then ripped it, by the skin of my teeth haha. Ended up locking off right hand and then reaching for crimp with left to solve the crux! Could do statically that way. I'll take 12d cuz I could do it statically (barely), any shorter and deffo 13-.
Horse d'Oeuvre (aka Pony Ex… Boulder > … > W Ridge > W Ridge - part C - Po…
 184
5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a Trad
Dec 6, 2025 · Lead / Redpoint. First half only. So fun
Iron Horse Boulder > … > W Ridge > W Ridge - part C - Po…
 202
5.11 6c+ 23 VIII- 23 E4 5c Trad 2 pitches
Dec 6, 2025 · 1 pitch. Lead / Redpoint. Brief inspection on lower, then pulled rope and ripped it
T2 Direct Finish Boulder > … > Redgarden Wall > Redgarden - Tower Two
 32
5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a PG13 Trad
Nov 29, 2025 · Lead / Onsight. A lil bit of spice in the first 1/3rd but not too bad with some creativity! Climbing isn't hard, just wandery to find the easiest/cleanest path.
T2 Boulder > … > Redgarden Wall > Redgarden - Tower Two
 181
5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c R Trad 7 pitches
Nov 28, 2025 · 5 pitches. Bottom to top, with Greg! Bottom in two pitches his lead, top half to summit of T2 in three pitches as my lead. Direct finish. So fuckin good.

Tick Breakdown
Trad Sport Boulder Ice

Pitches Routes Days Out
90 Days 108 56 28
Last Year 525 281 133
5 Years 2,742 1,452 661
All Time 2,804 1,510 685

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