Type: Sport, 85 ft (26 m)
FA: Todd Fertig
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Shared By: Todd Fertig on Feb 13, 2016
Admins: jt512, Nicole Wiesenthal, Mike Morley, Adam Stackhouse, Salamanizer Ski, Justin Johnsen, Vicki Schwantes

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Warning Access Issue: New route or crag development is NOT permitted within Malibu Creek SP at this time. Do not improve trails or belay areas using materials brought from outside the park. DetailsDrop down

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"I ain't paying for those fucking bolts!" said Vicente Fox when he heard this route was going up. The route is Y-UGE! It's the best route in the world. Now some of those Ghetto Wall climbers may try it. But they're not sending their best. Some of them are hangdoggers, some are unsolicited beta sprayers, and well, I'm sure, some of them are good climbers too. And while it may help to have small hands, I guarantee you, this route is big where it counts! And when you get to the anchor, grab it by the mussy! #MakeMtGorgeousGreatAgain

Location: First route as you start up the hill from the base. Merges into Marauding Monkeys at its crux.

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12 Bolts, chain w/ biners anchor