Mountain Project Logo

Routes in Poland Hill

Ape Walk T 5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a
Bear Voo, The T V8 7B
Bistro, The 5.11 6c+ 23 VIII- 23 E4 5c V2 5+
Boulder Hopper T 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Clean and Jerk T 5.9- 5c 17 VI 16 HVS 4c
Cool Jet T,TR 5.11c 6c+ 24 VIII- 24 E4 6a
Cumulus V10- 7C+
Estrogen Patch Remover T 5.10+ 6b+ 21 VII+ 20 E3 5b
Fantasia T 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Green With Envy T 5.11 6c+ 23 VIII- 23 E4 5c V2 5+
Kim T 5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b
Little Old Crack aka Boulder Hop T 5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b
Orbital Ridge T,TR 5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b
Overload T 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Petit Crapon T 5.9- 5c 17 VI 16 HVS 4c
Piece of Dirt S 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
Remote Control T 5.12b 7b 26 VIII+ 26 E5 6b
Skull T 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Soul of a Poet V5 6C
Southwest Friction S 5.4 4a 12 IV 10 VD 3c
Stem Christie T 5.8- 5b 16 VI- 14 VS 4c
Sugar Crack T 5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Sweet Finish T 5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Tanfasia T 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Toadstool V2-3 5+
Underachiever T 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Unsorted Routes:
Type: Trad
FA: John Garson and Jeb Schenck, November 1970?
Page Views: 7,085 total, 36/month
Shared By: Andrew Gram on Nov 10, 2001
Admins: Mike Snyder, Leo Paik, John McNamee, Frances Fierst, Aeon Aki

You & This Route


87 Opinions

Your To-Do List:

Add To-Do

Your Star Rating:


     Clear Rating

Your Difficulty Rating:


-none- Change

Your Ticks:

Add New Tick
    -none-
Dirt roads reopened as of June 2014 Details

Description

On the Rat Brain next to Kim is a proud fatty. This has got to be one of the hardest 9s I've ever seen. It is sustained with a tricky pod fairly low that is hard to get gear into (I wish Wild Country made a #7 Friend), but it is possible to toprope if you want practice suffering.

Protection

Lots of fatties.
The first ascent was by John Garson and Jeb Schenck in November of '70, I think (I'm getting so I can't recall). It was originally rated as Voo's 1st 5.10--then downrated to 9. It was very strenuous, and we had only two pieces of pro, tubes I believe. Apr 19, 2017
Scott Coffin
Riverside, CA
Scott Coffin   Riverside, CA
VERY fun climb! Sent this fat baby in the middle of a thunderstorm - the rain didn't affect the climb whatsoever. Classic 5.9 offwidth testpiece. Jul 26, 2012
Dan G0D5H411
Colorado Springs, CO
Dan G0D5H411   Colorado Springs, CO
Probably one of the best fatties I have done at Vedauwoo! Just enough thin crimps in the crack and edging feet on the outside to make it a solid 5.9. A small piece protects the very beginning, after which you can throw in a #6 C4 to protect the initial thrash. I wish I had another #6 about halfway up...besides that, a #5, a bunch of #4's and even a #3 C4 came in handy. Jul 5, 2011
Tyler Smeenk
Laramie, WY
  5.9+
Tyler Smeenk   Laramie, WY
  5.9+
Just wanted to thank whoever left a BD #6 on this route a couple of years ago, I have enjoyed it immensely! Jan 20, 2009
taimi
Longmont, CO
  5.9+
taimi   Longmont, CO
  5.9+
When we went up it (5/30/08), there was a fair amount of dried blood on the rock, testifying to the Total Thrutchfest nature of the route. As so often the case at Vedauwoo, getting into the blasted crack was the crux for me--but I'm short, and that can make a difference. Once in the crack, it's a great offwidth, truly a lot of fun. I didn't lead it, so can't testify to gear.... Jun 1, 2008
EMT
EMT  
Great route. I got to follow Trever on this last weekend and thought it was one of the best offwidths I'd climbed. 4 #5s and a #4 seemed to be right for the gear. May 16, 2008
Danny
  5.9
Danny  
  5.9
Great route! The crux at the beginning does protect with small cams in the horizontal crack, just bring some runners. This gives you pro at your waist for pulling into the crack. Be sure not to blow your big gear too early like me or you'll be faced with a big runout. Oct 3, 2005
Tony B
Around Boulder, CO
  5.9+
Tony B   Around Boulder, CO
  5.9+
I did end up doing the route in 5/15/2004. The Anon poster is correct- it was clean of PooPoo at that time. I know wasn't thinking of Skull when I said that though, I think in 2002 there was poopoo. Skull is not on this section of rock & I checked it out independantly on another occasion. Skull was closed this summer by a handwritten "raptor" note at the base.In 2004, I found Fantasia was a decent route, strenuous, and unprotected down low without tubes/big-bros, due to it's very large size starting off. Pretty fun overall. Sep 22, 2004
I think Mr. Bubb is thinking of Skull. This is a clean, crack with no bird doo.A classic moderate ow. Sep 22, 2004
L. Hamilton
  5.9+
L. Hamilton  
  5.9+
It's pretty and it's pure, with views out over the range. This was my favorite route at Vedauwoo back in passive tube-chock days. Jun 14, 2004
THRUTCH FEST. Eat your Wheaties before getting on this beast ;-) Sep 2, 2003
Petro
Golden, CO
 
Petro   Golden, CO
 
Sweet offwidth. I'd recomend two #5 camalots unless you can get a #4.5 in at the beginning. Sep 2, 2003
Tony B
Around Boulder, CO
  5.9+
Tony B   Around Boulder, CO
  5.9+
In July of 2002 (7/5/02) this crack was pretty full of birdy doo. I wanted to climb it, but after having a good look, decided that it was not important to me. Jul 7, 2002
Totally agree on the #7!!!!! This is another one of those famous routes credited to my earlier stage of learning to climb. I watched my friend Kevin suffer and bleed on this with nothing bigger as far as cams than a #3.5 camalot and no big bros. I think we had a set of curved hexes. But once you're in the crack your in. there's no escape..... Dec 11, 2001