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Titties & Beer (aka "World's Hardest 5.8") 

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Type: Trad, 5 pitches, 500 feet
Consensus: 5.9+ [details]
FA: Bob Rotert & Ted Anderson @1977
Submitted By: Bob Rotert on Dec 22, 2006

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I am in the process of adding some routes that I have seen reported with some FA inaccuracies in the newest Selected Climbs of North Carolina guide book. "Titties and Beer" is an example of this. The Shull/Lambert guide reports Randy Mann was on the FA of this route when it was actually Ted Anderson who was on the FA. It is important to recognize Ted as the name for this route was inspired by Ted and comes from a Zappa song. Ted Anderson is a huge Zappa fan and we listened to a lot of Zappa when enroute to our "many" climbing adventures together. We were also, of course, big fans of the objects of this song...

After we did the first ascent & named it Titties & Beer this route got dubbed "the world's hardest 5.8". The story behind that is after we did the first ascent we were telling Jeep Gaskin, Grover Cable & some other friends about the new route. They asked us how hard we thought the route was. We thought about it and it seemed pretty easy compared to some of the scarefests we had done & were doing on the Glass and elsewhere and we also thought 5.10 was about the hardest we could climb back then. So off the cuff I said "Oh, it's probably about 5.8." Future ascents later confirmed that I might have had understated the rating a bit. Hence it became dubbed "The worlds hardest 5.8" Goes to show its always good to have a concensus on ratings.... The 5.8 climber might need a beer or two after climbing the sensational, voluptuous, undulations on this route.

Regardless of the original stated rating, for its grade it is a very cool route with a lot of character for a Looking Glass climb. We originally did the route by starting from the left on the upper slab and traversing to underneath the prominent crack system where we placed a bolt and belayed. We also later added a 10+ or 11- R/X direct start that we toproped at first and I led at one point. This variation climbed direct up a step slab off the ground with little or no pro to below the belay below the crack. The route has some hard moves to gain the crack and that is what I thought was the crux on the FA. Continue on up the crack and belay near the top. From there move out left a bit to find a spot where you can move thru the bulges and start trending right and then up. It has been a long time since I have done the route but follow the natural line to the top. You might consult the guide book if you want a more accurate description of where the route goes.


Location 

Right side of the Sun Wall.


Protection 

Standard Looking Glass Rack



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By saxfiend
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From: Decatur, GA
Jan 28, 2007
rating: 5.10-

The bulge on P3 is the hardest lead move I've ever seen anyone do. Hats off to Michael for leading, and to Bob for the bold FA!

By D Parker
Jul 6, 2007

Bob - Great story re the first ascent. I added the second bolt at the beginning of pitch 2 sometime in the early 90s. Your original belay bolt was showing signs of age (e.g. rust). I had intended to return to remove the older bolt thus leaving the route with no more fixed gear than the original ascent, but I never made it back.

By Keith Leary
Jul 19, 2007

Beautiful, Clean & Exposed. One of the best climbs in the country. Wish the rap was easer, though.

By Rhett Burroughs
From: Valdosta, GA
Jan 10, 2008

That SOB is hard. Kicked us off. A team of 4 is a horrible idea.

By Brian Williams
Feb 8, 2008

This is without a doubt one of the best routes on the Sun Wall. To avoid the somewhat tricky "Southender" rappel, head up and left to do the Mainline Express rappel. On another note, does anyone know the history behind the two bolts leading through a bulge to the right of the start? I climbed this with a friend and it goes. Just wondering if anyone had done it before.

By BruceBurgessNC
Jul 4, 2009

Climbed T&B for like the 20th time yesterday. It's still good. The mainline rappel is definitely the way to get off especially if you hike in from the Nose area. Leave you approach shoes and pack at the base of Mainline/Aerospace. Here's how to find the Mainline rappel stations. Once you're in the 4th pitch water groove, follow it for about 300 ft (either belay or 4th class). Keep your eye out for first massive tree island on the left. Traverse below the tree island to gain the left end. There is a large maple tree with rap slings (static rope) and rings. As of 07/09 the static rope was still in good shape. Rap from there down 170' to a double bolt belay. Another full 200ft rappel gets you back down to the Sunwall slab. Enjoy!

By Mike Anderson
From: Dayton, OH
Aug 18, 2009

I don't think that's a Maple tree you rap off. The tree is fairly obvious, but calling it a Maple (as the guidebook does) caused us to hesitate a little bit. Pretty fun route. At the start of pitch 2, do you guys climb off the left side of the belay or right side? I climbed off the left side and it was easy, but there was no gear. It looked like there was gear on the right, but it looked less direct.

I thought the Michelin Man move was the crux, but I'm short.

By J-Wright
Nov 8, 2010

Super fun!
As of Nov 2010, the Mainline Rap seems like the best way down - 180ft from the tree island to the shiny new rap bolts, about 200ft down to the walk-off.

By S. F. Pitman
From: Boulder, CO
Mar 26, 2011

I have a question. Is this truly a grade IV, at least the way the AMGA would recognize it? Obviously more goes into the commitment than just the length/number of pitches, but 5-100' pitches seems really short for the grade.

The reason I ask isn't to troll; I'm planning a trip to this area in about six months with the intention of getting several east coast Grade IV or longer routes in (for AMGA prereqs); this route looks awesome, but I want to know if it is actually a grade four on par with Gom Jabber or The Glass Menagerie (in commitment, not difficulty). Thanks guys.

By BirminghamBen
From: Springville, Al
Mar 28, 2011

Not really. Whitesides, TNF of Looking Glass, maybe some of the routes on LK will yield better opportunities.

By Mike Anderson
From: Dayton, OH
Mar 28, 2011

No way in hell is it grade IV, or Grade III for that matter. A competent team should take 2-3 hours.

By jeep gaskin
May 27, 2011

there is a way to weave through the bulges on pitch3 without actually going over the 'micheline man bulge'. go up and right from the belay and traverse the hang. pro is good. climbing is 5.8. you'll end up in exactly the same place. also. i prefer to access t&b from the southside, leave a rope at southender and on pitch4 head sharply for the bolts on irish gig. the advantage is that you don't have to drag a second rope. it's helpful if you're familiar with the tops of the routes between t&b and southender but if you're not the key land mark is the obvious head stone that sits in the ruby tuesday grove. the rap ledge is just below it. the bolts are on the southender side of the ledge, head height. first rapper goes down on a single and ties on the rope you left. same idea as any of the routes that end above sentry ledge on the southside. enjoy.

By Ed Williams
Nov 30, 2011

I like using the rap that Jeep mentions and think going in to do T&B via the southside trail is quicker/chiller. Never thought of leaving a rope at the base of the rappel. Good beta.

By esingleton
Feb 27, 2012
rating: 5.9

On the second pitch instead of exiting the crack and climbing the face out left. Stay in the crack for some great off-width climbing. I don't really no why you would exit the crack. Its fun climbing all the way to the end. ( this is certainly the crux pitch )

By cshuey77
From: Asheville, NC
Mar 12, 2012
rating: 5.9

Great route! This whole climb eats gear. The bulge move on pitch 3 was exciting! I agree that this climb is very committing for the 5.8-5.9 climber.