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5.6 Crack S 5.9- 5c 17 VI 16 HVS 4c
666 S 5.9- 5c 17 VI 16 HVS 4c
A.W.E.S.O.M.- O 4000 S 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Abracadabra S 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Ahkenaten S 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
An Unknown S 5.11+ 7a 24 VIII 24 E4 6a
Anselmo Power S 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Arblow Hard S 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
Arthur's Lip Service S 5.11b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
Black is Beautiful S 5.12b 7b 26 VIII+ 26 E5 6b
Blackshirts S 5.10b/c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
Centurion S 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Chomping at the Bit S 5.13a 7c+ 29 IX+ 29 E6 6c
Coffee Bitch S 5.8- 5b 16 VI- 14 VS 4c
Creepy Ass Cracker S 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Crow's Nest S 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Crush of Love, The S 5.10- 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Cry of Love, The S 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
Detachable Pillar Arete S 5.10b/c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
Don't Worry, Baby S 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Eh, Nice Route S 5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a
El Lagarto S 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
Elvis is Everywhere S 5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b
Exorcist S 5.11c 6c+ 24 VIII- 24 E4 6a
Facing the Animal S 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
Far Side's Trad Route T 5.8+ 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
First Class Tickets to The Resurrection S 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Flakeus Maximus S 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
Flying High Again S 5.12- 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow S 5.10d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b
Hume's Horror S 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
I Can Smell Your Thoughts S 5.11c 6c+ 24 VIII- 24 E4 6a
Iguana Breath S 5.11a/b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
In the Region of the Butterfly Pump S 5.11a/b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
Induction Oven S 5.10a/b 6a+ 19 VI+ 19 E2 5b
Lizard King, The S 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Lizard of Oz S 5.8+ 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Lizzard With a View S 5.11b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
Lounge Lizard S 5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b
Me So Horny S 5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b
Mental Hopscotch S 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
One Ton Son S 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Portable Airplane (aka Robbin' the Hood) S 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
RAMMESES S 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Ragged Ass Tinkering Cow Thieves S 5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a
Robbin the Hood S 5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a
SETI S 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Schindler's Pissed S 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Shelfie S 5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b
Thick as Thieves S 5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
Three Holes Make A Face S 5.10d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b
To the Max Von Sydow S 5.10- 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Too Many Notes, Your Majesty S 5.7+ 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Tunnel Vision S 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Wedgie S 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Well Hung S 5.11d 7a 24 VIII 25 E5 6a
Wun Dum Fuk S 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
You Can't Handle The Truth S 5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a
Zu den händen von Herrn Wiesenthal S 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
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Type: Sport
FA: Charlie Kardaleff, summer 2000.
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Shared By: montay on Dec 31, 2000
Admins: Leo Paik, John McNamee, Frances Fierst, Monty, Monomaniac

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Description

To find this route, please use the directions in "Abracadabra". From Abracadabra, walk west about 20 feet and up onto a big tilted belay slab. From here, you can peer down into a pit, from which a nice bolted chimney ascends on the left side. This route is basically to the right of "Chomping at the Bit (13b).

If I were to name this route, I would probably call it "The Fischer Price My First Chimney Route". This makes a pretty decent first chimney due to the fact that, should you tire of chimney-suffering, there are great face holds and you can pretty much stem the heck out of it. However, if you want to get ready for pretty much any classic long route....

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Approximately 6 or 7 bolts and anchors. If you want to drag your dusty old Big Bros out of the closet, go ahead.

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Kev V
The mitten
5.8+
Kev V   The mitten
5.8+
I stemmed up the entirety, and it did not feel 5.7 - maybe the upper half. But at least 8+ down low, and getting in the crack did seem like it wanted to swallow you and the rope at times. Sep 3, 2014
Andito
Colorado Springs
  5.7+
Andito   Colorado Springs
  5.7+
It's a unique route, that's for sure. It doesn't get any stars in the book, and I understand, for like somebody already said, it's not very aesthetic. On the flip side, it is a consistently overhanging face adjacent to both an offwidth/chimney and a dihedral--something you won't find every day. I would only call it a 5.7 in the sense that every move is solid, but most of them are funky, and it's quite pumpy, too. In short, I wouldn't recommend it as a first lead unless you're trying to scare the person out of climbing forever, but it's worth it for the adventure factor. Oct 25, 2010
Tim Stich
Colorado Springs, Colorado
  5.9
Tim Stich   Colorado Springs, Colorado
  5.9
I had a great time doing the route as an offwidth fully inside the crack that penetrates the wall. You can reach out and clip from inside. But if you hate cracks or don't like chimneys, then you might want to pass on this one. Jan 28, 2008
Great route.... Aug 22, 2005
Rob Migliore
  5.8+
Rob Migliore  
  5.8+
This was a very awkward route and I'd recommend skipping it. Rather than chimney-ish, it almost felt off-width at parts. At one point I climbed into the crack and thought I was going to be lodged forever. I clipped from around the corner, unable to see. The route looked much more "obvious" from the ground. I'd much rather climb Boss Method (5.8), The North Face of CEP (5.7) or Period Piece (5.8) for a warm-up or for practice. It's not da' bomb, but it's a bomb if you ask me. 5.8+ because I don't have a good feeling otherwise. Heck, even Abracadabra (5.9) a few routes over felt easier - much more aesthetic moves. Sep 27, 2004
The name of the route is "Coffee Bitch" bolted by Charlie Kardaleff summer of 2000. It was originally bolted as a stemming problem which seemed to be about 10a, but as this page shows it probably just depends on how you do it. Oct 22, 2001