interpretive dance, extreme ironing, competitive knitting, jazz flute, Tuvan throat singing, high-line pogosticking, eating nutella while looking at pictures of celebrities, drawing Excel spreadsheets by hand, claiming I created wiki-leaks/selling government secrets, getting castaway on an island/passing time with my friend wilson, being an anthropomorphic clown fish who has to rescue his kidnapped son, ending world hunger with my rocks, leaving my mountain project account logged in at work...