Type: Sport, TR, 70 ft
FA: Tod Anderson, Dave Fields, Richard Wright, 1993
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Shared By: Peter Franzen on Dec 31, 2000
Admins: Leo Paik, John McNamee, Frances Fierst, Monty, Monomaniac

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Access Issue: Rim Rock Trail Closure Details


This is a totally rad climb. It follows a thin seam up a smooth slabby face for the first half, and then continues up a vertical to overhanging jug haul for the second half. The crux is a techinical move on the lower slab. The route lies just to the left of a gully that leads to the top of the cliffs.

Eds. According to richard berk, this was once known as Dead Moonies Don't Sell Flowers.


It's a sport route with 5 bolts and a 2 bolt anchor. A medium sized stopper is nice if you are squeamish about the runout in the middle. It is very easy to hike to the top to set up a toprope.


The crux to me has always seemed to be the second clip above the ledge..... Feb 18, 2002
Doug Redosh
Golden, CO
Doug Redosh   Golden, CO
An extra bolt was added on the lower slab (a stopper was helpful in the past), so that there are now 6 bolts, plus the anchor. One of the best routes at Table.The bottom is technical, the upper section very pumpy. Though I have never led it, I have now followed it several times over the years and still think it is 11c, though slightly easier than Forgotten Names, just to the right. Apr 19, 2005
Tod Anderson
Tod Anderson  
Someone (not me) added an unnecessary bolt 2 feet below the previous 4th bolt. Be careful not to Z-clip. Jan 2, 2006
Brother Numsie
Brother Numsie   Nepal
I have always wondered where the alternative name that Richard Berk notes came from.
Dave Fields put the bolts in back during the initial frenzy, Tod got the first send. I remember seeing the "moonies" name in an early guide and wondering "WTF?" Apr 12, 2008
richard berk
Denver, CO
richard berk   Denver, CO
Nothing very exciting. At the time we were naming climbs for things that had happened the previous evening. Thus when we named "Flight 67 to Stockholm" it was for a Swedish girl I had met the night before (combined with the 67 painted on the rock). We decided to just stick with the airport theme for "Dead Moonies". Moonies is a not so nice term for followers of Sun Myung Moon. They prefer to be called "Unification Church members". They used to sell flowers at airports. And we had probably seen "Airport" recently. I personally have no problem with the Unification Church or Sun Myung Moon - at least no more than I do with any religion.

At the time were convinced we could lead the climb without bolts, but it never happened. Apr 14, 2008
Davis Benz
Davis Benz   Golden
By far the single best pitch at North Table. Nov 2, 2008
Golden, CO
Mikeco   Golden, CO
Impressive climb, especially for this area. I really enjoyed all the moves. The crux for me was the moves between the second and third bolt. The overhang is strenuous, but straight-forward. This one is definitely now in the top 5 climbs in this area for me. Nov 17, 2008
Jay Eggleston
Jay Eggleston   Denver
An excellent Table Mtn. Route! Jan 1, 2010
Jason Antin
Golden, CO
Jason Antin   Golden, CO
A stellar route! My new #1 @ NTM. Apr 22, 2011
Bear Creek, CO
percious   Bear Creek, CO
The second bolt spins but seems to be secure. Get on it! May 23, 2011