| Route Name |
Location |
Star Rating |
Difficulty |
Date |
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Cat's in the Cradle
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Red River Gorge
> (BRRP) Bald Roc…
> Leonard's Wall
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4
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5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b
Sport
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Jun 13, 2026 · Follow. man I’ll climb anything
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Aristocats
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Red River Gorge
> (BRRP) Bald Roc…
> Leonard's Wall
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3
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5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b
Sport
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Jun 13, 2026 · Follow. not sure what route this was but the clean was annoying. chain with no rap rings, needed to be single threaded
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Fat Boy Fi
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Red River Gorge
> (BRRP) Bald Roc…
> Leonard's Wall
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5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b
Sport
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Jun 13, 2026 · Follow. Followed to back clean, this route is sick!! Adventure scrambling to the top of the feature then a lower in a wet chimney
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Underdog
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Red River Gorge
> (BRRP) Bald Roc…
> Unlode
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5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Sport
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May 30, 2026 · TR. collected a fern frond from the top of this route
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Underclinging Undertaker
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Red River Gorge
> (BRRP) Bald Roc…
> Unlode
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5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Sport
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May 30, 2026 · TR. 2x, hop in the hueco then ???? for a bit before a short overhanging section. got a high foot far right for big reach to the headwall. cool shortie. choss cleaned up nicely!
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Unearthed Mycelia
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Red River Gorge
> (BRRP) Bald Roc…
> Unlode
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5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Sport
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May 30, 2026 · TR. flowy fun. love a juggy 9
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Unrealistic Dump Truck
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Red River Gorge
> (BRRP) Bald Roc…
> Unlode
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5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Sport
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May 30, 2026 · TR. 2x, man this thing is just fun. don’t use the ledge it’s a trap
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Uncharted Moss and Choss
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Red River Gorge
> (BRRP) Bald Roc…
> Unlode
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5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Sport
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May 30, 2026 · TR. has been pretty dechossed but some questionable bits remain. Fun hold shopping down low and chill slab up top
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Time Wrinkle
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Red River Gorge
> (MFRP) Miller F…
> Portal
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5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
Sport
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May 16, 2026 · TR. rewarding slab, crux is hard transition from overhang to slab, after that holds keep getting better
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Zero Gravity
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Red River Gorge
> (MFRP) Miller F…
> Portal
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86
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5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Sport
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May 16, 2026 · Follow. 2x, very featured but pumpy, don’t pocket shop just grab n go
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The Keeper
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Red River Gorge
> (MFRP) Miller F…
> Camelot
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33
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5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Sport
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May 10, 2026 · TR. Well featured means beta is not super obvious, fun moves on small-but-there holds. More vert than slab imho
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Chicken of Augnor
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Red River Gorge
> (MFRP) Miller F…
> Camelot
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5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Sport
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May 10, 2026 · TR. Big holds, lil bit of exposure. Great warmup
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Requiem for the Penny
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Red River Gorge
> …
> Fed
> 2 - Buck Wall
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11
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5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Sport
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Nov 23, 2025 · TR. shorty mossy MUDDY slab. fun puzzle but yuck. worth a go for the kneebar and handjam.
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Overtaxed and Underpaid
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Red River Gorge
> …
> Fed
> 2 - Buck Wall
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5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Sport
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Nov 23, 2025 · TR. start was annoyingly hard for an extremely fun dinner plate haul. great wandering. traversin' smith approved
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Buck-a-Roo
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Red River Gorge
> …
> Fed
> 2 - Buck Wall
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5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Sport
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Nov 23, 2025 · TR. cleaning up, a real cutie. the foot chip on the ladder is new.
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Cooper's Cove | 8794
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Red River Gorge
> (MFRP) Miller F…
> Cooper's Cove
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5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a
Sport
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Oct 11, 2025 · TR. Endurance clinic. Hard for a 9
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Dream of a Bee
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Red River Gorge
> Natural Bridge…
> Torrent Falls (Limite…
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5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Sport
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Oct 9, 2025 · TR. 3x, one hang last 2x. Small edges and balancey moves. Lovely 8
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Chilly
|
Red River Gorge
> …
> Wilson Hollow
> Hatchett Wall
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11
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5.9+ 5c 17 VI 17 E1 5a
Sport
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Sep 7, 2025 · TR. great adventure wander up until right below the chains where I pulled off a piece and took a helluva swing. excellent fun. took the piece home as a souvenir
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My Kinda Climb
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Red River Gorge
> …
> Wilson Hollow
> Hatchett Wall
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13
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5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Sport
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Sep 7, 2025 · TR. it's like a spray wall of pockets. just fun
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More Bang For Your Buck
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Red River Gorge
> …
> Fed
> 2 - Buck Wall
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5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Sport
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Sep 7, 2025 · Follow. fun bolted crack, that flake is not long for this world
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Buck-a-Roo
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Red River Gorge
> …
> Fed
> 2 - Buck Wall
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5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Sport
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Sep 7, 2025 · Follow. 2x, crux is getting off the ladder
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27 Years of Climbing
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Red River Gorge
> …
> Sore Heel Hollow
> Gallery
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5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Sport
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Sep 1, 2025 · Follow. 1 silly take on bulge before chains. maybe don’t try a random gaston when you are mid at those at best
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A Brief History of Climb
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Red River Gorge
> …
> Sore Heel Hollow
> Gallery
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5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b
Sport
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Sep 1, 2025 · Follow. pumped out 1 bolt from the chains (many takes at low crux). sick af. great juggy climbing but the pump factor is real
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Stick in the Eye
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Red River Gorge
> (MFRP) Miller F…
> Sanitarium
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5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Sport
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Aug 23, 2025 · Follow. Christmas jugs
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Master of Puppets
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Red River Gorge
> (MFRP) Miller F…
> Sanitarium
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5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b
Sport
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Aug 23, 2025 · Follow. 2x, super fun offwidth (may have done more of Beaver Patrol than the actual route)
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You Can't Piss on Hospitality
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Red River Gorge
> (MFRP) Miller F…
> Secret Garden
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148
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5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Sport
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Aug 10, 2025 · TR. Humid friction slab, nothing else to say
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Desk Pop
|
Red River Gorge
> …
> Office
> Warehouse Boulder
|
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5.1 2 6 II 7 MD 2a
Sport
|
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May 26, 2025 · TR. continuing my policy of TRing anything with a rope on it
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Baby Back Ribs
|
Red River Gorge
> …
> Office
> Dunder Mifflin
|
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5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Sport
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May 26, 2025 · Follow. this route has EVERYTHING. overhung jug hauling. a beached whale. wandery friction slab. one perma. a spicy lower into an offwidth.
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Scranton, WHAT?
|
Red River Gorge
> …
> Office
> Dunder Mifflin
|
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5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Sport
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May 26, 2025 · Lead / Fell/Hung. heel hook slipped so I bashed my shin coming off the ledge, rest was fine even with a bum leggy
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Alfredo’s Pizza Cafe
|
Red River Gorge
> …
> Office
> Dunder Mifflin
|
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5.8- 5b 16 VI- 14 VS 4c
Sport
|
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May 26, 2025 · Follow. love 2 yeet a heel
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Beginnings
|
Red River Gorge
> (BRRP) Bald Roc…
> S Park
|
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5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Sport
|
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May 24, 2025 · TR. fun route!
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Festively Plump
|
Red River Gorge
> (BRRP) Bald Roc…
> S Park
|
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5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Sport
|
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May 24, 2025 · TR. 3x, pumpy between bolts 3 and 4, 1 hang each
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A Crash Pad Love Story
|
Red River Gorge
> (BRRP) Bald Roc…
> S Park
|
70
|
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5.7 5a 15 V+ 13 MVS 4b
Sport
|
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May 23, 2025 · TR. 2x, weirder than I remember
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Pebble Wrestler
|
Red River Gorge
> Ash Branch
|
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5.9- 5c 17 VI 16 HVS 4c
Sport
|
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May 18, 2025 · TR. 3x, teaching Brian to belay, also cleaned. Fun pocket shopping
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Tiny Tatanka
|
Red River Gorge
> Ash Branch
|
23
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5.5 4b 13 IV+ 11 MS 4a
Sport
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May 18, 2025 · Lead. Setting toprope for Brians first outdoor climb
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Human Action
|
Red River Gorge
> Ash Branch
|
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5.10d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b
Sport
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May 10, 2025 · TR. still not able to link the bouldery moves on this a week later. practicing is fake
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