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Routes in South Park

Blame Canada S 5.11c 6c+ 24 VIII- 24 E4 6a
Conjoined Twin Myslexia S 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
Kick in the Nuts S 5.11 6c+ 23 VIII- 23 E4 5c
Kick the Baby S 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Mr Hanky The Christmas Poo: Direct S 5.11 6c+ 23 VIII- 23 E4 5c
Mr Hanky The Christmas Poo: Indirect S 5.10d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b
Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home S 5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
Scuzzlebutt S 5.12- 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
Simultaneous Lovin' S 5.11b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
Sit Down and Shut Up S 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
Southpark S 5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b
Strike & Slip S 5.9- 5c 17 VI 16 HVS 4c
They Killed Kenny S 5.11- 6c 22 VIII+ 22 E3 5c
Unknown (Left Of Kick The Baby) S 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
You Bastards S 5.11d 7a 24 VIII 25 E5 6a
You Will Respect My Authoriti S 5.10 6b 20 VII- 19 E2 5b
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Type: Sport, 105 ft
FA: Scott Ayers, Eric Fazio-Rhicard, Glenn Todd, Mark Hathaway
Page Views: 928 total · 13/month
Shared By: Hendrixson on Aug 13, 2012
Admins: Greg Opland, Luke Bertelsen, JJ Schlick

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The longest and arguably the best route at South Park, You Bastards shares two bolts with They Killed Kenny before venturing right across a low angle ledge. Pull a series of overhung blocks to complete the first crux and be rewarded with a ledge that allows for full recovery. Continue on easier ground for a few bolts until a nearly featureless headwall is encountered. After ninety feet of climbing it is time for the second and harder crux. Delicately balance your way through nothingness before a final ledge and the last few bolts. Upon completion of this massive journey you are lowered in a jungle of small trees.


You Bastards shares two bolts with You Killed Kenny before trending right. To the left is Conjoined Twin Myslexia; to the right is Mr Hanky The Christmas Poo, Indirect. There is a large fallen tree 10 feet back from the wall nearby.


16 bolts to chains.

Note this route is 105ft. If you are using a 60m rope be sure to tie a knot at the end and be careful when lowering.


Mitch Beiser
Tucson, Arizona
Mitch Beiser   Tucson, Arizona
Trying to get this route dialed in. I may be completely wrong but near the same height as the they killed kenny chains, does this route swing left to follow the angled slopers or am I off route? Sep 17, 2014
Tucson, AZ
Hendrixson   Tucson, AZ
It has been two years but that sounds right. I recall a high crux that involves tenuous moves to the left of the bolts. I don't remember the specific sequence; just a vague recollection. Sep 17, 2014
You are only off route if you climbed way way off of the bolt line. This route setter tends to plumb line the bolts. If I am in doubt I will TR the section I avoided which generally gives me a good idea if I cheated myself or it is contrived to the point of being silly. Sep 17, 2014
Tucson, AZ
Hendrixson   Tucson, AZ
Well said EFR. If I am comfortable with the fall, it's on route. Sep 17, 2014
This is a boss route. It's got every kind of move and style you could ask for. It's crazy to hit the second crux after 80 feet of powerful, technical l climbing and look up to see like four more bolts! I can see myself redpointing lots of harder climbs (by grade) on Lemmon before this one goes down. Maybe next year... May 31, 2015

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