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Routes in South Park

Blame Canada S 5.11c 6c+ 24 VIII- 24 E4 6a
Conjoined Twin Myslexia S 5.10+ 6b+ 21 VII+ 20 E3 5b
Kick in the Nuts S 5.11c 6c+ 24 VIII- 24 E4 6a
Kick the Baby S 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Mr Hanky The Christmas Poo: Direct S 5.11 6c+ 23 VIII- 23 E4 5c
Mr Hanky The Christmas Poo: Indirect S 5.10d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b
Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home S 5.11d 7a 24 VIII 25 E5 6a
Scuzzlebutt S 5.12- 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
Simultaneous Lovin' S 5.11b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
Sit Down and Shut Up S 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
Southpark S 5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b
Strike & Slip S 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
They Killed Kenny S 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
Unknown (Left Of Kick The Baby) S 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
You Bastards S 5.11 6c+ 23 VIII- 23 E4 5c
You Will Respect My Authoriti S 5.10 6b 20 VII- 19 E2 5b
Type: Sport, 105 ft
FA: Scott Ayers, Eric Fazio-Rhicard, Glenn Todd, Mark Hathaway
Page Views: 861 total, 13/month
Shared By: Hendrixson on Aug 13, 2012
Admins: Greg Opland, Luke Bertelsen, JJ Schlick

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Description

The longest and arguably the best route at South Park, You Bastards shares two bolts with They Killed Kenny before venturing right across a low angle ledge. Pull a series of overhung blocks to complete the first crux and be rewarded with a ledge that allows for full recovery. Continue on easier ground for a few bolts until a nearly featureless headwall is encountered. After ninety feet of climbing it is time for the second and harder crux. Delicately balance your way through nothingness before a final ledge and the last few bolts. Upon completion of this massive journey you are lowered in a jungle of small trees.

Location

You Bastards shares two bolts with You Killed Kenny before trending right. To the left is Conjoined Twin Myslexia; to the right is Mr Hanky The Christmas Poo, Indirect. There is a large fallen tree 10 feet back from the wall nearby.

Protection

16 bolts to chains.

Note this route is 105ft. If you are using a 60m rope be sure to tie a knot at the end and be careful when lowering.

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This is a boss route. It's got every kind of move and style you could ask for. It's crazy to hit the second crux after 80 feet of powerful, technical l climbing and look up to see like four more bolts! I can see myself redpointing lots of harder climbs (by grade) on Lemmon before this one goes down. Maybe next year... May 31, 2015
Hendrixson
Tucson, AZ
 
Hendrixson   Tucson, AZ
 
Well said EFR. If I am comfortable with the fall, it's on route. Sep 17, 2014
You are only off route if you climbed way way off of the bolt line. This route setter tends to plumb line the bolts. If I am in doubt I will TR the section I avoided which generally gives me a good idea if I cheated myself or it is contrived to the point of being silly. Sep 17, 2014
Hendrixson
Tucson, AZ
 
Hendrixson   Tucson, AZ
 
It has been two years but that sounds right. I recall a high crux that involves tenuous moves to the left of the bolts. I don't remember the specific sequence; just a vague recollection. Sep 17, 2014
Mitch Beiser
Tucson, Arizona
Mitch Beiser   Tucson, Arizona
Trying to get this route dialed in. I may be completely wrong but near the same height as the they killed kenny chains, does this route swing left to follow the angled slopers or am I off route? Sep 17, 2014