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Blame Canada S 5.11c 6c+ 24 VIII- 24 E4 6a
Conjoined Twin Myslexia S 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
Kick in the Nuts S 5.11 6c+ 23 VIII- 23 E4 5c
Kick the Baby S 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Mr Hanky The Christmas Poo: Direct S 5.11b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
Mr Hanky The Christmas Poo: Indirect S 5.10d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b
Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home S 5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
Scuzzlebutt S 5.12- 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
Simultaneous Lovin' S 5.11b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
Sit Down and Shut Up S 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
Southpark S 5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b
Strike & Slip S 5.9- 5c 17 VI 16 HVS 4c
They Killed Kenny S 5.11- 6c 22 VIII+ 22 E3 5c
Unknown (Left Of Kick The Baby) S 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
You Bastards S 5.11d 7a 24 VIII 25 E5 6a
You Will Respect My Authoriti S 5.10 6b 20 VII- 19 E2 5b
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Type: Sport, 50 ft
FA: Scott Ayers, Mark Colby
Page Views: 865 total · 8/month
Shared By: E IV on May 30, 2009
Admins: Luke Bertelsen, JJ Schlick, Greg Opland

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Steep jug haul, some hidden, some obvious, to the first crux pulling through 2 crimps and a fun mantle-like move. Get a great rest before the final 3 moves, which happen to be the 2nd crux.


Near the center of the big wall, right of Mr Hanky original route.


Bolts, Chains


Las Vegas, NV
E IV   Las Vegas, NV
Short but super pumpy and fun climbing. May 30, 2009
Littleton, CO
Hendrixson   Littleton, CO
The original 5.11 version stops at the first anchors. There is a 5 bolt extension which makes this route 5.12.b or so. The extension is extensively glued with interesting movement; it seems worthy.

To the first anchors stays dry during rain storms. Sep 22, 2013
Jilian Adel Wereb
Tucson, AZ
Jilian Adel Wereb   Tucson, AZ
Great Route, and yes, quite pumpy. May seem a bit harder, or at least a tad bit more exciting of a lead, if you are on the shorter side of life. ( I highly recommend NOT doing the original Mr Hanky start to the left ) Oct 6, 2014
Luke Bertelsen
Tucson, AZ
Luke Bertelsen   Tucson, AZ  
The clipping 'plate' at the anchor has been significantly diminished as the glue holding it on finally gave way. Jun 20, 2015

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