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Blame Canada S 5.11c 6c+ 24 VIII- 24 E4 6a
Conjoined Twin Myslexia S 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
Kick in the Nuts S 5.11 6c+ 23 VIII- 23 E4 5c
Kick the Baby S 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Mr Hanky The Christmas Poo: Direct S 5.11b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
Mr Hanky The Christmas Poo: Indirect S 5.10d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b
Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home S 5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
Scuzzlebutt S 5.12- 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
Simultaneous Lovin' S 5.11b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
Sit Down and Shut Up S 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
Southpark S 5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b
Strike & Slip S 5.9- 5c 17 VI 16 HVS 4c
They Killed Kenny S 5.11- 6c 22 VIII+ 22 E3 5c
Unknown (Left Of Kick The Baby) S 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
You Bastards S 5.11d 7a 24 VIII 25 E5 6a
You Will Respect My Authoriti S 5.10 6b 20 VII- 19 E2 5b
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Type: Sport
FA: SD, SA, '98
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Shared By: Scott Tucker on Jul 2, 2007
Admins: Greg Opland, Luke Bertelsen, JJ Schlick

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Excellent route. Head up ramp and slabby moves to the roof. Pull through and head up more moderate climbing. Then the fun begins. Hard and awkward but fun moves lead up the arete. The clip here is pretty spicy, but the route can be toproped from "You Will Respect...". Once past the arete the climbing is moderate with a few thin moves below the anchors.


Rightmost of the first three routes together. Starts on the ramp in alcove and moves out right.


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Joseph Stover
Batesville, AR
Joseph Stover   Batesville, AR
This route was originally 5.10c. I believe it is 11- in the guidebook. I think it is definitely in the 10d range, I could agree with 11a though, definitely not solid 11. (not to start a ratings debate, just some info). That clip is definitely scary, but there is a way to make it a bit easier if you get your feet just right, iirc.

If you don't like the multiple cruxes, you get a 'simultaneous spanking'. Jul 3, 2007
Scott Tucker
Tucson, AZ
Scott Tucker   Tucson, AZ
I might go 11a but it's not the same grade as, say, Steve's Arete. If this is 11a, Steve's is 10c or d. Not that Steve's should necessarily be the standard for 11a, but that seems to be the consensus. I thought it was considerably harder than any of the 10d's at Munchkinland, for example. Again, no reason for a ratings debate, it's all so subjective anyway, but that was my rationale for the rating I gave. Jul 4, 2007
Jon Ruland
Tucson, AZ
Jon Ruland   Tucson, AZ
you, and me...and her! simultaneous lovin, baby!… May 29, 2009

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