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Blame Canada S 5.11c 6c+ 24 VIII- 24 E4 6a
Conjoined Twin Myslexia S 5.10+ 6b+ 21 VII+ 20 E3 5b
Kick in the Nuts S 5.11c 6c+ 24 VIII- 24 E4 6a
Kick the Baby S 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Mr Hanky The Christmas Poo: Direct S 5.11 6c+ 23 VIII- 23 E4 5c
Mr Hanky The Christmas Poo: Indirect S 5.10d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b
Screw You Guys, I'm Going Home S 5.11d 7a 24 VIII 25 E5 6a
Scuzzlebutt S 5.12- 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
Simultaneous Lovin' S 5.11b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
Sit Down and Shut Up S 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
Southpark S 5.10b 6a+ 19 VII- 19 E2 5b
Strike & Slip S 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
They Killed Kenny S 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
Unknown (Left Of Kick The Baby) S 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
You Bastards S 5.11 6c+ 23 VIII- 23 E4 5c
You Will Respect My Authoriti S 5.10 6b 20 VII- 19 E2 5b
Type: Sport, 80 ft
FA: MC,SA,'98
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Shared By: Joseph Stover on Jul 3, 2007
Admins: Greg Opland, Luke Bertelsen, JJ Schlick

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Roof start to a short slab and then jug haul to the top. There might have been some rock fall that made that last few moves a bit easier. A few reachy spots too.


right of Southpark


about 10 bolts, anchors up top.


Lots of people have yet to learn all the lingo. No big least Jim both didn't point it out in front of a lot of people! Oh wait.I can assure you he wasn't trying to belittle you just trying to get you on the correct page. In person he would have looked at you with a wry grin and said it in a tone that let you know that. Have a good weekend. Jul 20, 2016
Justin Headley   Tucson
I apologize, snide was an inappropriately harsh word. I got embarrassed being called out on a noob mistake. Thanks Christian for the RSS feed info. Jul 17, 2016
Snide comments, were they deleted? Jul 11, 2016
Casa do Cacete
Christian   Casa do Cacete
Click on the RSS buttton at the bottom of the page and you can set up a feed for new SoAZ comments.

You may also have to configure the browser you use ( w RSS reader add ins, etc) to correctly show the feed.

That's for PC, not a clue how it works for mobile. Jul 7, 2016
Luke Bertelsen
Tucson, AZ
Luke Bertelsen   Tucson, AZ  
Justin- Pretty sure you only get comment notifications of routes you first posted or forum topics that you're following. I could be wrong though.

It can also be very hard to keep up with some MP users with how fast they whip out those snide comments. I'm pretty sure they keep a notebook on hand to jot them down when they come to mind, therefore making it that much easier to be the first to get the "sick burn" when they are sitting at their computer doing that online climbing. Jul 7, 2016
Justin Headley   Tucson
Do you get notifications when people make new comments? I haven't been able to figure out how to enable that feature and am always amazed at how quickly people can find and make snide replies to my comments. Jul 6, 2016
You "flashed it", "second go", on "top rope". Me thinks you should look up the definition of "flash". Jun 19, 2016
Justin Headley   Tucson
When I first climbed this, I thought there's no way it's 11a. I've flailed less on 12s. I ended up (EDIT) "climbing it without falling" on the 2nd go (on toprope) after finding the holds and working out the beta. I still think it'd be hard as hell for a short person but yea, it's 11- ish. Would be hard to onsight, though. One part looks impossible at first, and I'd be really curious to see how someone with less strength, less reach and better technique would do it. Jun 18, 2016
Boodge Nomchompski  
Yep -it's to the right of Southpark. Very fun route - great start, great middle section, and great finish, interspersed with some easier sections. May 30, 2009
Jon Ruland
Tucson, AZ
Jon Ruland   Tucson, AZ
i think this is actually right of south park. crux felt harder than 11a but the rest of it is hard 10 at the most. an excellent climb with unique and varied moves. the second clip is kind of spicey. May 14, 2009