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Functional Idiot

Name: Functional Idiot
Rating: 3.6

5.12b YDS 7b French 26 Ewbanks VIII+ UIAA 26 ZA E5 6b British

Routes in The Minimum Crag

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	49 S 5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
	Afterglow S 5.11d 7a 24 VIII 25 E5 6a
	Baby Gap S 5.5 4b 13 IV+ 11 MS 4a
	Big Calm, The S 5.12b 7b 26 VIII+ 26 E5 6b
	Blind In The Water S 5.11a 6c 22 VII+ 22 E3 5c
	Carters S 5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b
	Children's Place S 5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b
	Cobble Almighty S 5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
	Cobblefest S 5.12a 7a+ 25 VIII+ 25 E5 6a
	Functional Idiot S 5.12b 7b 26 VIII+ 26 E5 6b
	Groundwork S 5.11c 6c+ 24 VIII- 24 E4 6a
	Guard Boy S 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
	Gymboree S 5.5 4b 13 IV+ 11 MS 4a
	Hooked on Estrogen S 5.12c 7b+ 27 IX- 27 E6 6b
	Hot Topic S 5.5 4b 13 IV+ 11 MS 4a
	Just a Little Something S 5.12c 7b+ 27 IX- 27 E6 6b
	Just Put It In S 5.12b 7b 26 VIII+ 26 E5 6b
	Justice S 5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b
	Lunchables S 5.11d 7a 24 VIII 25 E5 6a
	Minienticer S 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
	Minimum Effort S 5.10d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b
	Minister, The S 5.11a/b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
	Put Down, The S 5.11+ 7a 24 VIII 24 E4 6a
	Space Lord S 5.12c 7b+ 27 IX- 27 E6 6b
	Wicked Way, The S 5.12c 7b+ 27 IX- 27 E6 6b
	Zoaster Toaster S 5.11d 7a 24 VIII 25 E5 6a

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Type:	Sport, 90 ft (27 m)
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Description

Rated 12d in the guide, this route has cleaned up nicely and has gotten significantly easier. Follow the line of bolts between Just Put It In on the left and Zoaster Toaster on the right. (FI is 4 routes right of Lunchables.) Three difficult sections separated by excellent rests, with the crux at the end. Note that a variation called Hooked on Estrogen (12c/d?)heads up and left after the 4th bolt of Functional Idiot.