Things that give you "the ick"

grug g wrote:

Yes I am 100%. 

Well fuck off, miss Millie only shits rainbows and gumdrops.

highaltitudeflatulentexpulsion wrote:

Well fuck off, miss Millie only shits rainbows and gumdrops.

Nice try. No way I’m going to believe those shit bags are full of gumdrops again.

apogee wrote:

Joe Baker

Not so much ‘ick’, as ‘wretching vomit’.

You’ll love this. One of my partners ran into him yesterday on pitch 4 of moonlight buttress. He was on his second day, with 2 guides aid climbing the route and hauling 5 fucking bags and 3 portaledges. Apparently the guides decided to unionize around p5 and quit so Joe said “ok we’re going to the shuttle” and the guides said the fuck you are you’re helping us carry this 1000lb of gear you made us haul down dumbass.

Tanner James wrote:

You’ll love this. One of my partners ran into him yesterday on pitch 4 of moonlight buttress. He was on his second day, with 2 guides aid climbing the route and hauling 5 fucking bags and 3 portaledges. Apparently the guides decided to unionize around p5 and quit so Joe said “ok we’re going to the shuttle” and the guides said the fuck you are you’re helping us carry this 1000lb of gear you made us haul down dumbass.

Nice work Joe! Another embarrassing circus on another classic! 

Who is this Joe guy?

Lars Edmunds wrote:

Who is this Joe guy?

I think its the clout chasing, piece of shit dad that makes a living paying guides to drag him and his 8y/o son up aid routes so they can say they climbed them on social media. If you look up "The El Cap Kid" its his dad. 

B Y wrote:

I think its the clout chasing, piece of shit dad that makes a living paying guides to drag him and his 8y/o son up aid routes so they can say they climbed them on social media. If you look up "The El Cap Kid" its his dad. 

Oh I’ve seen that. Degenerates 

That something like the "piss crack" exists

Eric Moss wrote:

I've never seen someone repel a route, I think raid would be much more effective

I read his use of the word "repel" to be intentional i.e., that was the joke - people who don't know "rappel" is not "repel" Well played.

B Y wrote:

I think its the clout chasing, piece of shit dad that makes a living paying guides to drag him and his 8y/o son up aid routes so they can say they climbed them on social media. If you look up "The El Cap Kid" its his dad. 

I just bothered to look that guy up for the first time. He’s going to get someone killed eventually.

“Heal hooks.”

I don’t know why, but that incorrect spelling of “heel” bothers me. Guess it’s the same with using “repel” instead of “rappel.”

Austin Mauney wrote:

“Heal hooks.”

I don’t know why, but that incorrect spelling of “heel” bothers me. Guess it’s the same with using “repel” instead of “rappel.”

Also...

soul of my shoes

grips instead of holds

beaners

chord

Mark Pilate wrote:

When I’m retired and looking for something to do, I’m going to lurk in public parks and watch for this.  Then I’ll blow dart the scumbag and tag their ear .  No frickin excuses for this   

take me with you

People who recommend my local gym as a place to meet people/go on a date. Call me a hater.

Gyms. Period.

Austin Mauney wrote:

“Heal hooks.”

I don’t know why, but that incorrect spelling of “heel” bothers me. Guess it’s the same with using “repel” instead of “rappel.”

Don’t go browsing a bicycle enthusiast forum, it’ll brake you.

highaltitudeflatulentexpulsion wrote:

Don’t go browsing a bicycle enthusiast forum, it’ll brake you.

Well done, you are comment 420.

Marc801 C wrote:

Also...

soul of my shoes

grips instead of holds

beaners

chord

break hand

steak in the ground

highaltitudeflatulentexpulsion wrote:

Don’t go browsing a bicycle enthusiast forum, it’ll brake you.

Yes, brake/ break and pedal/ peddle. Bike forums make MP users look like English professors. 

Austin Mauney wrote:

“Heal hooks.”

I don’t know why, but that incorrect spelling of “heel” bothers me. Guess it’s the same with using “repel” instead of “rappel.”

If "heal hooking" resolves the movement I believe it is medicinal. Codetta: I'm not sure heal hooking works when your knee is stuck in something wide.

The sight of my leg after surgery before the stitches came out.