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Description 

Just north of Bishop the floor of the Owens Valley rises abruptly forming a 300 foot-high volcanic plateau that runs for miles from east to west, stretching north to the Sherwin Plateau. Along the southern tip numerous canyons containing thousands of boulders can be found slicing into and through the plateau, including the two that make up the Happy and Sad bouldering areas. It's truly a climber's playground.

Please avoid all plants and vegetation! They are disappearing rapidly in these areas due to heavy foot traffic!

This area is often referred to as 'The Mesa' to locals...

Looking down from the Sads towards Bishop.
Looking down from the Sads towards Bishop.
Submitted By: Euan Cameron on Feb 18, 2008


Getting There 

From US 395 in Bishop, take US 6 north out of town towards Benton/Chalfant/Tonopah. After 1.3 miles, turn left on Five Bridges Rd. Follow this down the straightaway around the left-hand curve, past the Aggregate Plant to a 4-way intersection where the pavement turns to dirt. Take a left on Chalk Bluff Rd. for the Happy and Sad Boulders. Turn right on Fish Slough Rd. for the Fish Slough Boulders.

Somewhere out on the Tableland...
Somewhere out on the Tableland...
Submitted By: Tavis Ricksecker on Jan 30, 2012


The Classics

Mountain Project's determination of some of the classic, most popular, highest rated routes for Volcanic Tablelands (Happy/Sad Boulders):
The Pursuit of Wow   V0 PG13     Boulder, 20 feet   Tom Peter's Slab Area : Tom Peter's Slab
Stone Love   V0     Boulder, 18 feet   Fish Slough Boulders
Corner Route   V0+     Boulder, 18 feet   Slow Dance/Gleaner Area : Corner Boulder
Heavenly Path   V1 PG13     Boulder, 25 feet   Central Happiness Area : Heavenly Path Boulder
Slight Inducement   V1     Boulder, 12 feet   Slight Inducement Area : Slight Inducement Boulder
Rio's Secret Arete   V3     Boulder   Sixty Foot Woman/Shadow Pla... : Secret Arete Boulder
Solarium   V3     Boulder, 15 feet   Central Happiness Area : Solarium Boulder
Big Chicken   V4     Boulder, 15 feet   Central Happiness Area : Happy Boulder
Ketron Classic   V4     Boulder   Savannah Area : Savannah Boulder
Molly   V5     Boulder, 13 feet   Sad Boulders : Molly Area
Serengeti   V5     Boulder, 15 feet   Serengeti Area : Serengeti Boulder
Strength in Numbers (Original SIN)   V5     Boulder, 20 feet   Sad Boulders : Strength in Numbers Area
Every Color You Are   V6     Boulder, 15 feet   West Rim Area : Desert Skies/Morning Dove A...
Mister Witty   V6 PG13     Boulder, 15 feet   West Rim Area : Desert Skies/Morning Dove A...
The Hulk   V6     Boulder, 15 feet   Central Happiness Area : Happy Boulder
Atari   V6+ R     Boulder, 14 feet   East Rim Area : Atari Area
Lawnmower Man   V7     Boulder, 18 feet   Sad Boulders : Los Locos Area
Pow Pow   V7     Boulder, 10 feet   Pow Pow Area : Pow Pow Alcove
Morning Dove White   V7-8     Boulder   West Rim Area : Desert Skies/Morning Dove A...
Toxic Avenger   V9+     Boulder, 8 feet   West Rim Area : Toxic Avenger Area
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Strength in Numbers (Original SIN) V5  CA : Sierra Eastside : ... : Strength in Numbers Area
One of the best moderates around, or anywhere for that matter... Certainly the best of the grade in the canyon - featuring fun moves and sequences with a steep, explosive start and an exciting finish. An area classic. Sit-start on the large obvious twin hueco underclings. Make a big move to the next gaping hueco then style your way up and left to the good right-facing edges to the good jug/sidepull. A couple large moves up and left out to the crimps on the lip will get it done. Great moveme...[more]   Browse More Classics in CA


Photos of Volcanic Tablelands (Happy/Sad Boulders) Slideshow Add Photo
Andy Patari in the Tablelands

Andy Patari in the Tablelands

The Owens Valley meets the Volcanic Tablelands

The Owens Valley meets the Volcanic Tablelands

The south end of the Tablelands, looking west toward the Sierras.

The south end of the Tablelands, looking west towa...

Evening session in the Tablelands. <br />

Evening session in the Tablelands.


The Volcanic Tablelands

The Volcanic Tablelands

Looking north at the Tablelands plateau, viewed from the Druid Stones, just south of Bishop

Looking north at the Tablelands plateau, viewed fr...

The Volcanic Tablelands, just north of Bishop

The Volcanic Tablelands, just north of Bishop

Looking down from the Sads towards Bishop.

Looking down from the Sads towards Bishop.

Don't mess with the locals...

Don't mess with the locals...

The late, great Nate Bowe on 'Tim's Prow' v4, County Line Boulders

The late, great Nate Bowe on 'Tim's Prow' v4, Coun...

Nate Bowe on 'El Hueco de Hunta' v5, one the best roof problems in the valley, County Line Boulders.

Nate Bowe on 'El Hueco de Hunta' v5, one the best ...

The Tablelands from the south, and the White Mountains in the background

The Tablelands from the south, and the White Mount...

Nate Bowe on 'The Wave', Tablelands

Nate Bowe on 'The Wave', Tablelands

Happies  <br />

Happies


Sad boulders, Bishop

Sad boulders, Bishop

Happy's; Hall of Mirrors

Happy's; Hall of Mirrors

Somewhere out on the tablelands. March 2010

Somewhere out on the tablelands. March 2010

unusual rock on the Tablelands

unusual rock on the Tablelands

tableland petroglyphs <br /> <br />note: this area is off-limits to bouldering

tableland petroglyphs

note: this area is off-limi...


more petroglyphs

more petroglyphs

Jona Price, happy at the Happies. <br />Photo by Blitzo.

Jona Price, happy at the Happies.
Photo by Blitzo.


Sierras from The Tablelands. <br />Photo by Blitzo.

Sierras from The Tablelands.
Photo by Blitzo.


Tablelands. <br />Photo by Blitzo.

Tablelands.
Photo by Blitzo.


Boulder hunting in the Tablelands

Boulder hunting in the Tablelands

A weathery day in the central Tablelands

A weathery day in the central Tablelands

Cloud belt and storm on the Wheeler Crest from the Tablelands

Cloud belt and storm on the Wheeler Crest from the...

Somewhere out on the Tablelands...

Somewhere out on the Tablelands...

Somewhere out on the tablelands...

Somewhere out on the tablelands...

Somewhere out on the tablelands...

Somewhere out on the tablelands...

Somewhere out on the Tablelands...

Somewhere out on the Tablelands...

Somewhere out on the Tableland...

Somewhere out on the Tableland...

Somewhere out on the Tablelands...

Somewhere out on the Tablelands...

Somewhere out on the Tablelands...

Somewhere out on the Tablelands...

White Mountains above Fish Slough

White Mountains above Fish Slough

Storm over the White Mountains, from the Fish Slough road.

Storm over the White Mountains, from the Fish Slou...

Aerili enjoying the Volcanic Tablelands. <br />Photo by Blitzo.

Aerili enjoying the Volcanic Tablelands.
Photo by ...


There Will Be Blood

There Will Be Blood

Somewhere lonely

Somewhere lonely

Lonely slopes

Lonely slopes

Lonely Man

Lonely Man

Lonely warmup

Lonely warmup

More lonely slopers

More lonely slopers

So Ronery

So Ronery

Lonely silhouette

Lonely silhouette

Lonely highball

Lonely highball

Lonely

Lonely

There Will Be Blood

There Will Be Blood


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By Adam Winters
Administrator
From: the Shire
Jan 22, 2009

People need to settle down with the tick marks, it's getting ridiculous. It seems almost every boulder I walk up to I have to spend 10 minutes brushing off these eyesores! Come on, if you make a tick brush that ugly bastard off when you leave the boulder.

Also, who needs tick marks on STARTING footholds??? Ridiculous.

By Euan Cameron
Administrator
From: Redlands and Mammoth Lakes
Jan 22, 2009

I agree it is getting out of hand. It seems to be 'the' in thing this year to mark it up.

Seriously it isn't a gym, tick marks don't belong outside.

By C-Tuttle
Jul 14, 2011