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Got any cool route names?

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Dylan H · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Sep 2021 · Points: 0

Just wanted to share some of my friends and I's names we came up with and wanted to see I'd anyone else has any good ones? Either already existing or just ideas.

Don't feed the dog pepperoni

Menage a trois con queso

The meat sauna

La izquierda es mujer

Go time gravy

Unbelievably average human body

The strength of a stallion and an iron will

Crimp shocktail

Vegetables are a social construct

Crouching tiger hidden Weiner 

Anyone got a lighter?

Ya know, sharks?

Pure monetary energy

Red river gorge enema

Motor oil and pussy, live by one, die by the other , love the smell of both

Socks medium rare

Fleeza

Freeza

The good life plus health insurance

My favorite color is orange, but...

Fuck you tony!!

saign charlestein · · Tacoma WA · Joined Apr 2017 · Points: 2,427

Redacted 

Jay Anderson · · Cupertino, CA · Joined May 2018 · Points: 0

Testicular Discomfort.                BTW, I like Crimp Shocktail.

Marc H · · Longmont, CO · Joined May 2007 · Points: 265

Just name them after epic Mtn Proj threads. 

Colton H · · Montana · Joined May 2017 · Points: 45

Saucerfull of Secrets

Childhoods End

Echoes 

Brian Monetti · · Geneva, CH · Joined Jan 2012 · Points: 457

Turns out robots are better than humans at this already: mountainproject.com/forum/t…

Tradiban · · 951-527-7959 · Joined Jul 2020 · Points: 212

Naked Lunch

Kevin Mokracek · · Burbank · Joined Apr 2012 · Points: 378

Penile Doppler. 

Chris Nunley · · Spokane, WA · Joined Jul 2020 · Points: 184

Cool route name

Prav C · · Arvada, CO · Joined Sep 2019 · Points: 165

Number for Rock and Resole

Steve McGee · · Sandpoint, ID · Joined Aug 2021 · Points: 795

A Momentary Lapse of Wheezin'

BAd · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2010 · Points: 130

Porking Soviet Strange

Famous Raymus · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2019 · Points: 0

Drive By Shooting

Drederek · · Olympia, WA · Joined Mar 2004 · Points: 315

Mail order bride from Texas

Sofa King Watt · · Left side of the continent/… · Joined Dec 2015 · Points: 2,354

Tongue Punching the Fart Box

Erik Strand · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2019 · Points: 0

If I ever do a v8 FA, I’m naming it tomato juice 

TBlom · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jun 2004 · Points: 360

Smoke your reefer around the corner 

5.7 back in the day 

Pink tri-cam

Cowbells and clove hitches

Death by stick clip

Preferred pronoun

Fat guy in a little harness

On your mom (ie, "let's go climb On your mom."

Steve Williams · · The state of confusion · Joined Jul 2005 · Points: 235

Don't Do It.

Old lady H · · Boise, ID · Joined Aug 2015 · Points: 1,375
TBlomwrote:

Smoke your reefer around the corner 

5.7 back in the day 

Pink tri-cam

Cowbells and clove hitches

Death by stick clip

Preferred pronoun

Fat guy in a little harness

On your mom (ie, "let's go climb On your mom."

Don't Tell Dad (I can't tell you how tired "yer mom" gets after a few decades)

I dubbed this boulder Petrified Cow Pies:

A route name not yet used:

You're Overcooking the Sperm Again, Dear

Backstory on that, was a male climbing partner's story of trying to get his wife pregnant. They were getting worried, it just wasn't happening. Then they realized his habit of hitting the hot tub after his gym workouts was the culprit. Problem solved! That became my standing reply to him for anything he was struggling with, over thinking, or making too complicated.

Best, H.

Brett Harris · · Irvine, CA · Joined Aug 2020 · Points: 10

Big Dike Energy

Jeremy L · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2020 · Points: 929

Route name not yet used part 2:

Lead without difficulty but no send

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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