Got any cool route names?
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Just wanted to share some of my friends and I's names we came up with and wanted to see I'd anyone else has any good ones? Either already existing or just ideas. Don't feed the dog pepperoni Menage a trois con queso The meat sauna La izquierda es mujer Go time gravy Unbelievably average human body The strength of a stallion and an iron will Crimp shocktail Vegetables are a social construct Crouching tiger hidden Weiner Anyone got a lighter? Ya know, sharks? Pure monetary energy Red river gorge enema Motor oil and pussy, live by one, die by the other , love the smell of both Socks medium rare Fleeza Freeza The good life plus health insurance My favorite color is orange, but... Fuck you tony!! |
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Testicular Discomfort. BTW, I like Crimp Shocktail. |
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Just name them after epic Mtn Proj threads. |
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Saucerfull of Secrets Childhoods End Echoes |
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Turns out robots are better than humans at this already: mountainproject.com/forum/t… |
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Naked Lunch |
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Penile Doppler. |
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Cool route name |
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Number for Rock and Resole |
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A Momentary Lapse of Wheezin' |
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Porking Soviet Strange |
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Drive By Shooting |
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Mail order bride from Texas |
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Tongue Punching the Fart Box |
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If I ever do a v8 FA, I’m naming it tomato juice |
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Smoke your reefer around the corner 5.7 back in the day Pink tri-cam Cowbells and clove hitches Death by stick clip Preferred pronoun Fat guy in a little harness On your mom (ie, "let's go climb On your mom." |
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Don't Do It. |
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TBlomwrote: Don't Tell Dad (I can't tell you how tired "yer mom" gets after a few decades) I dubbed this boulder Petrified Cow Pies: A route name not yet used: You're Overcooking the Sperm Again, Dear Backstory on that, was a male climbing partner's story of trying to get his wife pregnant. They were getting worried, it just wasn't happening. Then they realized his habit of hitting the hot tub after his gym workouts was the culprit. Problem solved! That became my standing reply to him for anything he was struggling with, over thinking, or making too complicated. Best, H. |
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Big Dike Energy |
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Route name not yet used part 2: Lead without difficulty but no send |





