ISO: Climber Boyfriend

I would be interested in hearing some songs with a band, drum machines are cool but real drummers can be even cooler. Maybe a climber / drummer would work? Good on your quest!

Dane Bwrote:

A/S/L?

And suddenly I'm having flashbacks to ICQ and AOL chat rooms.....

Gregory Hwrote:

Came for the dumpster fire, sticking around for the synth content. Hardest send on the Micron?

boo microns, a hill i will die on is that the best thing alesis ever gave us was the air synth. i need me a man with modulars & pseudo-theremins 

I can't believe no one has complimented you on your music, it's really amazing. Your voice is too, and super unique. You got a follow on YT for sure! Keep being creative. PM if you need any help with mastering future projects. 

^ I listened to Raincheck Summer, probably 30+ times on repeat, working in the garden this afternoon. I love the vibe - it got very meditative after awhile! 

Terry Ewrote:

^ I listened to Raincheck Summer, probably 30+ times on repeat, working in the garden this afternoon. I love the vibe - it got very meditative after awhile! 

The new one that came out today is my favorite, See Straight. The latest album before that song, Timeism sounds great too. Very Cali. Super creative and high quality Ableton videos on YT too. 

There needs to be a thread for all the music makers who climb somewheres around. And this thread title is lame for your clever music promotion IG plug. Im here for the music.

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But he's right, the voice is killer and the style is unique. Kudos. 

Yukon Corneliuswrote:

Boys, have some self respect

For real, trippin all over they own mullets n shet.

Let's link on some music. Im working with some great people in town and NY, and we live in 2022, so no need to travel to write music together!

F R I T Z is a badass pianist too, and all around awesome guy who likes writing hilarious climbing themed tunes. Be cool to see you two come up with something too!

This thread is getting real creepy real fast. 

A V wrote:

Where does:

- owns a cat

- smokes hella weed

fit into those qualities? 

Right by this one:
"Listens with his mouth closed."

At least the second of the two you listed helps.

I can see right through the OP’s dating requirements. What we are all dealing with now is “am I worthy?” On one hand we have the men who deserve a lower case (m), those men are the potential trimmers. They exposed themselves and the answer to the question is “no” and Macho Mandalf would be disappointed. Then we have exhibit B. These men are considered class 3 suitors to females. They meet the requirements, but, in theory once they crawl on their bellies out of the bleak icy chasm of split ended mullets where the not so brave are accursed-as they should be-for their lack of consistency in outrageous decision making the OP realizes Mullets are no longer a true requirement but really a straw man in a way. This is a tactic used often with babies and bee keeping, condition them to bee-have and upon their compliance a reward is issued which reinforces a decision or bee-havior. Except the true blunder is that the OP isn’t looking for a man (again lowercase) with a mullet she is looking to extract a Man(uppercase) from the over saturated world of Mel Gibsons and Patrick Swayzes adopted God children with bad hairstyles to find the one man who realizes all this is a distraction. This is a perfect victory for the wise, Bruttish and clean shaven Man which would end up succeeding in pummeling the weak into a lovely garnish in which he would decorate his serving of success. You were the subjects of a cruel but highly effective tactic which is what brought the very eye of Sauron to dust itself. 4wd….. we talking locked hubs on an f-250 4wd or the same 4wd my papaw has in his Lincoln town car? Because there’s a big difference. 

Todd Berlier wrote:

none of these kids have the guts to actually ask her out, yet she's an actual single woman who climbs, who is also a talented musician with what seems like a good sense of humor and is attractive. 

come on OP, please prove me wrong--tell us if just one of these young bucks actually asked you out

I don't really want to inflict my lifestyle on some unsuspecting gal. Also, we have no proof she actually climbs.

Matthew Jaggerswrote:

I can't believe no one has complimented you on your music, it's really amazing. Your voice is too, and super unique. You got a follow on YT for sure! Keep being creative. PM if you need any help with mastering future projects. 

damn thanks y'all!! to you Matthew and Terry and Marcus and other folks who listened to my music and enjoyed it and shared kind words. I absolutely love the intersection between climbing and music... seems like all my climber friends are musicians too in some capacity. Idk if anything beats a long day at the crag followed by shenanigans and music around the campfire. I always bring an electric since there are always so many acoustic guitars lying around anyways. it's always a fun way to switch it up :]

Todd Berlier wrote:

none of these kids have the guts to actually ask her out, yet she's an actual single woman who climbs, who is also a talented musician with what seems like a good sense of humor and is attractive. 

come on OP, please prove me wrong--tell us if just one of these young bucks actually asked you out

Guys with mullets aren’t generally known for their initiative. 

Creed Archibaldwrote:

Guys with mullets aren’t generally known for their initiative. 

Don't be so stereotyping. Hold their beer for them and they do

Matthew Jaggerswrote:

PM if you need any help with mastering future projects. 

I can verify that Jaggers is a pro at this, after having heard his sound engineering work and discussing music at length with him in person on a climbing trip this past fall. 100% looking forward to climbing together again, too.

You can also post in this group, Lillian. There's over a thousand members now.

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Chad Millerwrote:

Yeah I have hung with the Mon•Trose locals.  They’ve told me you’re pronouncing it wrong but they’re just to polite to correct you. ;)

As a Montrose local you are correct and the mullett  barbershop is not next to the auto zone but across the street and north a ways. Lucky for me I have not seen a lot of those haircuts recently and why would anyone want one.