ISO: Climber Boyfriend

Mullet preferred. 4wd a plus. Gives a good catch and a better massage. Here for the pancake brunch and alpine start. Listens with his mouth closed. 

BYO harness. 

Insta: @lillianfrancess

I have a mullet, shitty RWD, and prefer waffles. AMA, TDSWDYLAS

I don't currently have a car, but would a tractor count, and does it actually have to run? I have wicked long hair now, so with a little trim I could have a king mullet. I have been nicknamed Fabio by some.

Daniel Chode Riderwrote:

I have a mullet, shitty RWD, and prefer waffles. AMA, TDSWDYLAS

Fuck off, dude, she's mine. I'll fight you for her.

M Spraguewrote:

Fuck off, dude, she's mine. I'll fight you for her.

1v1 me irl or stfu

-theguitarist

In other words, choose the weapons and the place.

A/S/L?

Daniel Chode Riderwrote:

1v1 me irl or stfu

-theguitarist

In other words, choose the weapons and the place.

Guitar strings, 3 per side, summit of Mount Washington, NH

ISO your ticks

Cool, can I play with your Micron while you are out on your date, or whatevs?

M Spraguewrote:

I don't currently have a car, but would a tractor count, and does it actually have to run? I have wicked long hair now, so with a little trim I could have a king mullet. I have been nicknamed Fabio by some.

Funny.  I had a few other nicknames in mind.  But of course any girl would be nuts to let you get away.

oh, i fit all of this. especially the weird circa-1984 hustler mag mullet [totally unironically, it just grew out that way and i've stuck with it]. however, i'm seeking male company--can we start some weird lonely hearts column on MP. i'd love a bunch of rock climbers to play shidduch for me

Were you a guest host on Jeopardy?

Erroll Mwrote:

oh, i fit all of this. especially the weird circa-1984 hustler mag mullet [totally unironically, it just grew out that way and i've stuck with it]. however, i'm seeking male company--can we start some weird lonely hearts column on MP. i'd love a bunch of rock climbers to play shidduch for me

I recently acquired a second black Totem, so now all I want out of life is a hairdo like yours.

Closest I got was a perm in 2006.

F r i t zwrote:

I recently acquired a second black Totem, so now all I want out of life is a hairdo like yours.

while i hope this is only semi-ironic at worst--

(-:

ive come to really appreciate the mane; took a lot of love to get there. believe it or not i had it mostly shaved during my early 20's and later teens.

Sup.

(Photo taken in Vedauwoo)

How do you know Slow Magic? 

Erroll Mwrote:

while i hope this is only semi-ironic at worst 

Authentic compliment! Inigo was always my favorite from the Princess Bride. :-P

Dammit, I only have AWD

Somewhere in this process, I’m seeing the suitor waking up in a bathtub with a kidney missing. 

James Wwrote:

Somewhere in this process, I’m seeing the suitor waking up in a bathtub with a kidney missing. 

So you’re saying I might live? I like those odds…