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MP is Mostly Trolls!

Fail Falling · · @failfalling - Oakland, Ca · Joined Jan 2007 · Points: 916
F r i t z wrote:

Still waiting for that head pat, old sport.

Brennan VanDyke · · Rogers, AR · Joined Dec 2017 · Points: 1,688

Reminder that the only thing that really creates an internet troll is whether or not you respond to him at all, which makes pretty much all of you absolute morons

Victor K · · Denver, CO · Joined Jul 2003 · Points: 180

I'd guess there are about 10 trolls, and how emotional are you going to get about climbing? If you scan the latest posts, most come and go with a few responses, if any. The real beauty of MP is that we all (mostly) prefer actual climbing to arguing about it. In the recent past, the thread about the bolt chopping at Pike's Peak was serious enough that trolling was possible. Threads about serious accidents are certainly subject to trolling as well. But most of MP is low stakes. Being a smart ass or simply contrarian isn't trolling.

Tyler Stockdale · · Joshua Tree · Joined Oct 2017 · Points: 613


Did y'all know there was a mountain project user troll doll made? Complete with batons that double as butt plugs as well.
The realism is uncanny!
Old lady H · · Boise, ID · Joined Aug 2015 · Points: 1,375
Brennan VanDyke wrote:

Reminder that the only thing that really creates an internet troll is whether or not you respond to him at all, which makes pretty much all of you absolute morons

*******

(gold stars so you have a reaction and don't feel left out)

All this talk of head pats, dicks, chode riding...

Makes me kinda wish I had one.

Daniel Chode Rider · · Truck, Western WA · Joined Oct 2021 · Points: 5
M M wrote:

Good point honestly Frank. I'm on the side of caution when it comes to sharing personal info with people named Princess puppy lover, especially when they claim to climb with people named Chode rider.

This is blatant penis discrimination. 2533537914 if you wanna chat.

M M · · Maine · Joined Oct 2020 · Points: 2
Princess Puppy Lovr wrote:

Well I know who I am not taking to bowling or go carting some people don't know how to have fun.... Also for future reference it is more concise to say you are afraid to interact with puppy lover or chode rider. 

The actual definition of "interaction" is what you see here. Sending people your email and phone number instead of just communicating here in public fits into the definition of "creepy" way more than scary. I typically reserve my precious bowling and go carting time for non creepers. Namaste.

JonasMR · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Feb 2016 · Points: 6

Let's hope MP is mostly trolls. Could you imagine if the pap spewed on here were the sober, thoughtful opinions of grown-ass adults? Talk about losing faith in humanity.

Mack Johnson · · Silverdale, WA · Joined Sep 2016 · Points: 1,061

I'd expect more of these from Trevor; it's raining heavily here in the PNW and may for months to come.  Early onset cabin fever?

x15x15 · · Use Ignore Button · Joined Mar 2009 · Points: 280
Dr Logic wrote:

It's boring with the trolls. 

MP has pretty much become just boring... 

Yoda Jedi Knight · · Sandpoint, ID · Joined Apr 2019 · Points: 0

Lol MP forums are basically the same 20 ppl trolling/arguing with each other over and over again. Personally, I blame the sith 

Michael Rush · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Aug 2020 · Points: 0

Sounds like you enjoy name dropping

LL2 · · Santa Fe, NM · Joined Sep 2016 · Points: 174

If we're here at all, we are trolls.

Princess Puppy Lovr · · Rent-n, WA · Joined Jun 2018 · Points: 1,756

M Montoya wrote:

The actual definition of "interaction" is what you see here. Sending people your email and phone number instead of just communicating here in public fits into the definition of "creepy" way more than scary. I typically reserve my precious bowling and go carting time for non creepers. Namaste.

You are the one who asked for it....

M Montoya wrote:

Post your phone number or go home punter

Marc I am still waiting for the breakdown of the harm I have caused....otherwise I will just lump you in with the trolls who don't think they are trolls.

This thread is proof of concept. So far little discussion, heavy heavy emphasis/ borderline obsession with me rather than using talking points. Marc/Montoya you havent even stated whether you agree with the topic at hand? So far many users agree we are all trolls, so why focus on me so much?

Dan Cooksey · · Pink Ford Thunderbird · Joined Jan 2014 · Points: 365

JCM blocked me because I’m a Troll.  Makes me sad.

I would agree with you Trevor and I jumped on the Troll wagon a couple of years ago, as our forums fell into the political trash can.  Every thread ended in some kind of polarized argument.

We are still having fun, it’s just not that productive 

Yoda Jedi Knight · · Sandpoint, ID · Joined Apr 2019 · Points: 0
Dan Cooksey wrote:

JCM blocked me because I’m a Troll.  Makes me sad.

I would agree with you Trevor and I jumped on the Troll wagon a couple of years ago, as our forums fell into the political trash can.  Every thread ended in some kind of polarized argument.

We are still having fun, it’s just not that productive 

How dare you sir!

P.s. Abortion is murder. Covid is fake news. And racism doesn’t exist.

Marc801 C · · Sandy, Utah · Joined Feb 2014 · Points: 65
Princess Puppy Lovr wrote:

Marc I am still waiting for the breakdown of the harm I have caused....

You're not worth the time or effort.

Yoda Jedi Knight · · Sandpoint, ID · Joined Apr 2019 · Points: 0
Marc801 C wrote:

You're not worth the time or effort.

In other words, don’t worry puppy lover, you haven’t caused any harm.

Princess Puppy Lovr · · Rent-n, WA · Joined Jun 2018 · Points: 1,756
Yoda Jedi Knight wrote:

In other words, don’t worry puppy lover, you haven’t caused any harm.

If I say Marc has hurt me little feelings does that make him a troll? 

M M · · Maine · Joined Oct 2020 · Points: 2

All I ask for is better trolls, at least be more entertaining and less emo about it. Godspeed sir!

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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