Why Do Some Climbers HATE Bouldering?
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Bouldering is hard and scary. I've never hit the ground trad, sport, or ice climbing. |
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that guy named seb wrote:I think you’re projecting wrong ... |
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==THE JURY IS STILL OUT == IS CHALK AID?== Philip Lutz Wrote: It is probably the most simple way to climb. Find Rock. Climb Rock. (Don't Die.)Do some Climbers Hate Climbing? Rock Climbing Is an exercise in futility & nothing emphasizes that more than Small rock Yo-Yo-ing Bouldering came first , Every fall is a ground fall. Pads help, Pads are aid, Pads ruined bouldering Pursuing purity is brutally honest, It is a "SEND-IT" game; Send or Fail - No cheating "Beta" is cheating, Chalk Tick marks are cheating, Spotting is cheating, Pads are cheating The reason for hating on anything is always the same; If one can't rise up to game ? Try to tear it down. Pebble Wrestling, Pad people, Small Rock Messaging, Boulder Massaging, Bare`back `Bienie`Wankers, Stone Ticklers, Rock Tickers, Yankin' Wankers, Yank`n planters, Tough-Tuggers, Ugly Landers (come`n go splat' I'L'smoke that & Spilt* beer) *Spilled Brew is a sin to a few The thing is rock climbing should be defined by the "verb" "Climbing", & not by all the modifiers now applied to it: "Hanging out Catching some pad time" - hang or dangle till you get up something. |
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Every fall is a ground fall, I am not afraid of falling, I am afraid of the ground. |
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I enjoy all forms of climbing - mountaineering, adventure/choss new routing, trad climbing, sport climbing and, yes, bouldering. I get a little something different out of each of them. I'm not all that strong at any of them, but I am enthusiastic. |
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I don't really think it's that anyone hates bouldering. |
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Its pebble wrestling. If you think youre a real climber you are only cheating yourself |
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Russ B wrote: I don't really think it's that anyone hates bouldering. Well, scooooooz me. ;-) Best, H |
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A funny quote, I think maybe from Tim Toula, ‘I love everything about climbing, except the actual climbing.’ |
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that guy named seb wrote: 45 minute rule bro. Lower after 45 minutes on the wall. Does everyone good. |
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Go Back to Super Topo wrote: I'm more of a three strikes and you're out kinda guy, especially if the climber isn't really going for it. |
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Boulderers are the Flat Earthers of climbing |
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I think I get it now... it’s a predominately male sport and y’all just like to talk shit to each other. Lmfao. Now it all makes sense. Well I’ll see y’all out there. |
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If you want to talk more to bouderers about this, visit Boldering.com There you can see what chuffers are and why roped climbing is so hated. |
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Elena Sera Jose wrote: I challenge any boulderer to jump on a 12 draw sport 10 or a trad 100ft 7 and manage to keep their balls in the sack! Done! Do I get a cookie? |
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Wilburn wrote: So you have graduated to climber status! From boulder bro to climber man youve come a long way! |
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In answer to the OP.....because the dream isn't 15 ft. tall. |
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m Mobes wrote: That’s harsh man. |
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Bouldering is OK, but dangerous. |
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Ron O wrote: Bouldering is OK, but dangerous. You got that right, Ron. I tried aiding for about 2 years, but to get good at hauling you have to do it a bunch, and I just didn't have that kind of time. Plus the interesting aid routes in my neck of the woods are all just one pitch, so you don't even get a payoff. I was quick enough on clean routes, but nailing was another story. Sold all the Angles, Arrows, Jumars, aiders and hooks for a song in 2005. |