(generic climbing thread)

(I fought Burchey for 8 hours and Burchey won)

bruno-cx wrote:

I miss the 90s.  Would still be wearing lycra tights at the climbing gym, if were not for the complaints of the climbing team moms.  Apparently they did not like seeing me walking around shirtless wearing only a pair purple knickers and some Kendos.  Something about my crotch bulge offending their precious white middle class spawn of privilege.  

Could try to make something and market it to hide the bulge and make it look like a vagina than they can't complain about it and we could all go back to wearing spandex.

ViperScale . wrote:

Could try to make something and market it to hide the bulge and make it look like a vagina than they can't complain about it and we could all go back to wearing spandex.

(Angry reply)

(Oh no, not that ^)

Joe Lindberg wrote:

(Cries for humanity into a pair of solutions while free soloing the dawn wall)

(pics or it didn't happen)

Joe Lindberg wrote:

(Cries for humanity into a pair of solutions while free soloing the dawn wall)

(Complains that the dawn wall would be 5.6 in the gunks)

Kevin Mcbride wrote:

(Complains that the dawn wall would be 5.6 in the gunks)

(spews coffee)

Kevin Mcbride wrote:

(Complains that the dawn wall would be 5.6 in the gunks)

(all your flash are belong to me)

Joe Lindberg wrote:

(Lectures on the quality of said coffee, and asks if it's even french press)

(condescending and superior rant about drinking expresso)

Bill Kirby wrote:

(condescending and superior rant about drinking expresso)

(Coffee, only faster.)

Bill Kirby wrote:

(condescending and superior rant about drinking expresso)

(even more condescending and superior rant pointing out that it's spelled "espresso", and if you were a true espresso drinker, you'd know that. Do you even caffeinate, brah?)

(why are we talking coffee, this thread is about my awesome comment)

(wonders who has the donuts)

(Convinced argument, based on some once-read-but-conveniently-impossible-to-retrieve-now-study, that coffee actually hinders climbing performance)

Franck Vee wrote:

(Convinced argument, based on some once-read-but-conveniently-impossible-to-retrieve-now-study, that coffee actually hinders climbing performance)

(reminds some that real Idahoans pack, open, concealed, full auto, semi, whatever, just sayin)

(crying, farting, and sending at around the same time)

Clayton Marzo wrote:

(crying, farting, and sending at around the same time)

(Farting is aid)

(coffee is cool but have you ever like climbed on weed man?)

Andrew Krajnik wrote:

(even more condescending and superior rant pointing out that it's spelled "espresso", and if you were a true espresso drinker, you'd know that. Do you even caffeinate, brah?)

 (Blames on autoconnect and lists a two paragraph resume including history of espresso drinking, machines owned and bean purchases. Its similar to when someone gives bad climbing advice then writes how qualified they are)