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(generic climbing thread)


Alex McKenzie · · Nevada city, CA · Joined Sep 2017 · Points: 987

(climbing is bae)

Joe Lindberg · · an asshole · Joined Jul 2017 · Points: 65
Alex McKenzie wrote:

(climbing is bae)

(Visibly cringes)

ViperScale . · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2013 · Points: 240
Colonel Mustard · · Sacramento, CA · Joined Sep 2005 · Points: 1,180

(I fought Burchey for 8 hours and Burchey won)

ViperScale . · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2013 · Points: 240
bruno-cx wrote:

I miss the 90s.  Would still be wearing lycra tights at the climbing gym, if were not for the complaints of the climbing team moms.  Apparently they did not like seeing me walking around shirtless wearing only a pair purple knickers and some Kendos.  Something about my crotch bulge offending their precious white middle class spawn of privilege.  

Could try to make something and market it to hide the bulge and make it look like a vagina than they can't complain about it and we could all go back to wearing spandex.

Kevin Mcbride · · Canmore AB · Joined Jan 2017 · Points: 160
ViperScale . wrote:

Could try to make something and market it to hide the bulge and make it look like a vagina than they can't complain about it and we could all go back to wearing spandex.

(Angry reply)

Joe Lindberg · · an asshole · Joined Jul 2017 · Points: 65

(Comment about why this thread needs to come back)

Muscrat · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Oct 2011 · Points: 3,610

(Oh no, not that ^)

Joe Lindberg · · an asshole · Joined Jul 2017 · Points: 65

(Cries for humanity into a pair of solutions while free soloing the dawn wall)

eli poss · · Durango, Co · Joined May 2014 · Points: 442
Joe Lindberg wrote:

(Cries for humanity into a pair of solutions while free soloing the dawn wall)

(pics or it didn't happen)

Kevin Mcbride · · Canmore AB · Joined Jan 2017 · Points: 160
Joe Lindberg wrote:

(Cries for humanity into a pair of solutions while free soloing the dawn wall)

(Complains that the dawn wall would be 5.6 in the gunks)

Old lady H · · Boise, ID · Joined Aug 2015 · Points: 350
Kevin Mcbride wrote:

(Complains that the dawn wall would be 5.6 in the gunks)

(spews coffee)

Joe Lindberg · · an asshole · Joined Jul 2017 · Points: 65
Old lady H wrote:

(spews coffee)

(Lectures on the quality of said coffee, and asks if it's even french press)

eli poss · · Durango, Co · Joined May 2014 · Points: 442
Kevin Mcbride wrote:

(Complains that the dawn wall would be 5.6 in the gunks)

(all your flash are belong to me)

Bill Kirby · · Baltimore Maryland · Joined Jul 2012 · Points: 480
Joe Lindberg wrote:

(Lectures on the quality of said coffee, and asks if it's even french press)

(condescending and superior rant about drinking expresso)

Michael 89 · · Doylestown, PA · Joined Dec 2015 · Points: 0
Bill Kirby wrote:

(condescending and superior rant about drinking expresso)

(Coffee, only faster.)

Andrew Krajnik · · Plainfield, IL · Joined Jul 2016 · Points: 324
Bill Kirby wrote:

(condescending and superior rant about drinking expresso)

(even more condescending and superior rant pointing out that it's spelled "espresso", and if you were a true espresso drinker, you'd know that. Do you even caffeinate, brah?)

Joe Lindberg · · an asshole · Joined Jul 2017 · Points: 65

(Asks if anyone's tried the triple mocha quadragrandefrappafuckercaramelmintcuntventispressoshitfuckccino fromm starbucks, and raves how it's a great send drink)


Muscrat · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Oct 2011 · Points: 3,610

(why are we talking coffee, this thread is about my awesome comment)

Old lady H · · Boise, ID · Joined Aug 2015 · Points: 350

(wonders who has the donuts)

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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