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Routes in Little Lebowski Urban Achievers Crag

Autobahn S 5.11d 7a 24 VIII 25 E5 6a
Careful, There's A Beverage Here! S 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Chinaman, The S,TR 5.11b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
Dude Abides, The S 5.6 4c 14 V 12 S 4b
Face Down In The Muck S,TR 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a
Gutterballs S 5.8 5b 16 VI- 15 HVS 4c
Jackie Treehorn S 5.10d 6b+ 21 VII+ 21 E3 5b
Jesus, The S,TR 5.10c 6b 20 VII 20 E2 5b
Logjammin S,TR 5.11b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
Mark It Zero! TR 5.10 6b 20 VII- 19 E2 5b
Nice Marmot S,TR 5.9 5c 17 VI 17 HVS 5a PG13
Nihilist, The S,TR 5.11a/b 6c 23 VIII- 23 E3 5c
Shomer Shabbas S,TR 5.10a 6a 18 VI+ 18 E1 5a
Type: Sport, TR, 30 ft
FA: Erik Harz & Richard Shore, 2011
Page Views: 1,187 total, 15/month
Shared By: Richard Shore on Aug 24, 2011
Admins: andy patterson, M. Morley, Adam Stackhouse, Salamanizer suchoski, Justin Johnsen, Vicki Schwantes

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Description

"Ve'll cut off your johnson! Just think about that, Lebowski. Your wiggly little penis, Lebowski. Ya and maybe ve stomp on it and squoosh it, Lebowski."

A glorified highball problem on a gently overhanging face, checkered with shallow pockets and incut edges. Beautiful. A V3? move off the ground gets you established on the wall. Crux comes before the first bolt, which is ~10 feet up. Get a good spot. A little sporty past the second bolt getting to anchors. I hesitate to give it a PG rating, the fall would be very clean and airy. Like so many routes in SB, we can only wish it were longer..

Location

Located amongst some formations to the northwest of the main LLUA Crag. See map on the main page for directions.

Protection

2 bolts to 2 bolt anchor. Walkoff/downclimb easy ground to the north. Easily set up as a TR.

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M. Morley
Sacramento, CA
M. Morley   Sacramento, CA  
Agreed that this feels easier than Chinaman. Steeper, yes, harder, probably not. Ive adjusted the grades of both routes accordingly. Feb 28, 2012
andy patterson
Carpinteria, CA
  5.11
andy patterson   Carpinteria, CA  
  5.11
Some of the most compelling rock-texture at The Playground. Great patina climbing. It's short, yes, but incredibly worthwhile. The only "hard" move is the first sequence of hand-movements. After that, it mellows. I'm more inclined to call this climb 5.11b. It felt easier than The Chinaman, anyway. Sep 26, 2011
steve edwards
SLC, UT
steve edwards   SLC, UT
That must be exhausting.

Rad. Congrats. Wills and I did, in fact, haul pads out there and did come bouldering but it never caught on, mostly because so many lines were just like this; too high to boulder safely and too short to bolt, but heaps of potential if you're' psyched. Enough short hard climbs will yield decent fitness, eh? Sep 4, 2011
Interesting side note - after placing the 2 lead bolts, I bouldered the starting bit to see how the first clip would be, with intent to jump off/downclimb, but ended up free-soloing the route. The first roped ascent came shortly thereafter.

Some of the holds in the upper bit may still clean up. "Bouldering" the route is not out of the question, just ill-advised. No one is going to haul a crashpad all the way out there. Aug 24, 2011