Stopping dick measuring contest on the forums

It's not the sword, it's the swordsman.........but I'd rather go onto battle with a lance than a dagger..........

Very similar to "tap to pay"

This thing always gives me an ego boost. +2” every time!!!

Patrik wrote:

Growing up in cattle country where they had electrical fences, I was once "double dared" to pee on a fence. The good news is that a hospital visit was not needed.

But isn't a falling urine stream broken into separate drops? Which wouldn't carry the shock back to you?

No, I'm not going to investigate this personally.

Gunkiemike wrote:

But isn't a falling urine stream broken into separate drops? Which wouldn't carry the shock back to you?

No, I'm not going to investigate this personally.

Mythbusters did this one. You have to get pretty close to keep the stream intact, but it’s possible to get a pretty big zap.

this thread is about 4 posts away from devolving into a MP Diddy Freakoff party...lol

alex Mankouski wrote:

Hey everybody! Send me dick pix! Why should the women here be the only ones who get them? 

Kid, I like your style. 

Related, there's a funny skit in Bad Thoughts by Tom Segura on Netflix 

I'd join this party if I had adequate protection, but y'all geriatric first ascensionists won't stop blocking me. Why should I have to fiddle with micro nuts to enjoy myself?

M M wrote:

I looked up your tick Dick list and now know everything you say is wrong 

Missed opportunity.

alex Mankouski wrote:

About half of the threads end up in a dick-measuring contest, so I propose a solution to this critical problem.

Mandatory dick size measurements for anyone who wants to post on the forums. We can make it mandatory to have your dick professionally measured and display the size next to your name. I think this solution will not only stop needless fighting but also help fuel the economy by supporting the dick-measuring industry in America!

WHOA THERE PARTNER. HOLD YOUR TINY HORSE.

I dont see your measurements included here. Length and girth bud. 

Mine: 5.7+ x 5.16a

Ut oh, call out. I think the dreaded inflation is about to hit the dick measuring contest...

Grug G 19 inches but 3 radius so big it snapped my pick head in half.

Patrik wrote:

Growing up in cattle country where they had electrical fences, I was once "double dared" to pee on a fence. The good news is that a hospital visit was not needed.

I believe Mythbusters tested this, although instead of an electric fence, it was the third rail of a train track. They were not able to electrocute the dummy.

J L wrote:

I believe Mythbusters tested this, although instead of an electric fence, it was the third rail of a train track. They were not able to electrocute the dummy.

An oldie, but goodie 

These two old boys hung their peckers off a bridge to piss.
One was from California, one from Arkansas.
Old boy from California says, "Boy, this water's cold."
Old boy from Arkansas says, "Yeah, and it's deep too."

I think both would've been proven the myth right.

This thread might tickle your pickle: https://www.mountainproject.com/forum/topic/118122071/show-us-your-best-rock-hard-phallus-photos