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Things climbing-related that annoy you

Bill Lawry · · Albuquerque, NM · Joined Apr 2006 · Points: 1,814
Tanner James wrote:

Wat 

Ha ha. Kinda jarring … like hanging a junker car up in your heirloom apple tree.  :)

bridge · · Gardiner, NY · Joined May 2016 · Points: 135

evidently, this thread

Stiles · · the Mountains · Joined May 2003 · Points: 845

Specialized 'light and fast' equipment being a necessity to do anything.  Climbers used to be strong and proud.  

Tone Loc · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2023 · Points: 0

The bazillion different names given to UHMWPE and aramid fiber based stuff.

Mark Pilate · · MN · Joined Jun 2013 · Points: 25
Tone Loc wrote:

The bazillion different names given to UHMWPE and aramid fiber based stuff.

The Bazillion UHMWPE types should just be referred to as “BUHMWiPE” generically 

Garrett Swank · · Oklahoma City · Joined May 2018 · Points: 177

People making grade suggestions on mp that haven’t sent the route. Oh you top roped it and couldn’t do the moves, that’s great.

phylp phylp · · Upland · Joined May 2015 · Points: 1,137
Garrett Swank wrote:

People making grade suggestions on mp that haven’t sent the route. Oh you top roped it and couldn’t do the moves, that’s great.

I won’t make a grade suggestion unless I have led something without a fall. Even then, if I know something was harder for me because of my height, I will not suggest a different grade, because I am not “average” climber height. If something was harder or easier for me because of my small hands, I won’t enter a grade  because I do not have “average” hand size.  This is what comments are for. 

Nicholai Petrunin · · Englewood · Joined Jun 2019 · Points: 0
Henk H wrote:

What the hell are saw condies

Saw condies nuts!!

x15x15 · · Use Ignore Button · Joined Mar 2009 · Points: 275

Other climberz...

Jay Crew · · Apple Valley CA, · Joined Feb 2018 · Points: 3,953
Garrett Swank wrote:

People making grade suggestions on mp that haven’t sent the route. Oh you top roped it and couldn’t do the moves, that’s great.

goes hand in hand with the downgrade without redpoint phenomena  ...   consequently, the "consensus" grade becomes sandbag   Edit: I guess this is more of a MP-related annoyance than a climbing-related annoyance

M M · · Maine · Joined Oct 2020 · Points: 2
phylp phylp wrote:

I won’t make a grade suggestion unless I have led something without a fall. Even then, if I know something was harder for me because of my height, I will not suggest a different grade, because I am not “average” climber height. If something was harder or easier for me because of my small hands, I won’t enter a grade  because I do not have “average” hand size.  This is what comments are for. 

I  give a grade to whatever I climb any way I climb it from solo to lead to TR, my experience outweighs the style I did it in. Personally I think grades are best figured out by someone whose ability is somewhere near the grade. For example a 5.13 climber doesn't know the difference between a 5.8 and a 5.10 anymore, it's all an easy approach shoe cruise for them. I think you should give everything a grade with an explanation of why you think that. Anyone who has spent enough time climbing has a say IMO. 

 I certainly will claim sandbag and upgrade a climb after a TR I fell all over when it should have been easy peasy, leading it shouldn't change anything.

Jeremy L · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jul 2020 · Points: 547
Nicholai Petrunin wrote:

Saw condies nuts!!

Man... dude walked right into that one. Never even saw it coming. BAM!!!

Chef's kiss to the set up.

Chris Duca · · Dixfield, ME · Joined Dec 2006 · Points: 2,345

The term “trad-ing”, but I’m not entirely sure why…possibly because I’ve never heard someone refer to sport climbing as “sporting”.  

M M · · Maine · Joined Oct 2020 · Points: 2
Chris Duca wrote:

The term “trad-ing”, but I’m not entirely sure why…possibly because I’ve never heard someone refer to sport climbing as “sporting”.  

Reminds me of "skinning" when in fact you were skiing with skins on the skis

Stiles · · the Mountains · Joined May 2003 · Points: 845
M M wrote:

 I certainly will claim sandbag and upgrade a climb after a TR I fell all over when it should have been easy peasy, leading it shouldn't change anything.

Leading absolutely changes the experience.  If you cant lead it, you aught not judge it. 

And skinning is vernacular.

Steve Williams · · The state of confusion · Joined Jul 2005 · Points: 235

Seeing posts asking about things that annoy you. . . 

Camp Counselor Carl · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Feb 2025 · Points: 0

Little kids who stay clipped in to the autobelay you want to use while they dance around, sit down, roll around, talk to their friend on the next auto over, eat a snack, stare at the ceiling, chat with their parents. etc.  (Signed... old, bitter man who yells at clouds and small children.)

Jacob W · · Richmond, VA · Joined Jun 2023 · Points: 0

MP threads filled with a couple of users back and forth beefing that end up not even being relevant to the original topic.

M M · · Maine · Joined Oct 2020 · Points: 2
Stiles wrote:

Leading absolutely changes the experience.  If you cant lead it, you aught not judge it. 

And skinning is vernacular.

It doesn't change the rock or your own ability, it's basically all in your head. I typically climb better on lead so maybe it's just my own experience.

I'm gonna go camming today!

Cherokee Nunes · · Unknown Hometown · Joined May 2015 · Points: 0

It doesn't change the rock

That rock won't climb itself, mister. But it is judgy. It knows the difference between a wimpy TR and a functioning leader aka climber.

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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