Climbing Memes 7.0

Me eyeing other climbers on the approach, trying to gauge if they're cut out for the same objectives and whether they're going to be a shitshow or an asset during the day..

When you bring your "sport rappelling" uncle to the local crag to try the 5.5.

Trying to figure out what kind of anchor/belay setup the gumby crew is using.

Mike Jwrote:

(stole this from Instagram)

When it’s a gumby move to wear a pack on the route, but also a gumby move to rack up in the parking lot:

At the crag, talking to your friend's obnoxious kids because you didn't have it in your heart to say no when he asked if they could "tag along next time"..

What's new in Yosemite on MP:

Mike Jwrote:

At the crag, talking to your friend's obnoxious kids because you didn't have it in your heart to say no when he asked if they could "tag along next time"..

"You were supposed to say 'I don't feel like I could keep the kids safe' so I could blame you to my wife!"

Evan LovleyMeyerswrote:

HOW I RESPOND WHEN A BAILER COMMENTS ON MY NEW TO ME GEAR

Pat Marrinanwrote:

Reminds me of this: 

Turns out the ladies don’t love when you are far more focused on climbing than dating. 

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Climb On checking for updates on Climbing Memes 7.0 at 4am..

Though based on to-do list you're probably right.