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Chad Miller · · Grand Junction, CO · Joined Nov 2006 · Points: 150

SPORT CLIMBERS!!!!!

When does it stop??

I’ve heard I’m sorry, I’m sorry! I’m sorry so so so many times I’m about ready to scream!

There were 10 sport climbers at the Project Wall the other day! 10 fucking sport climbers!!!

I like sport climbers! I used to have a sport climber that I simply loved. I understand having a sport climber. BUT, I don’t care to have sport climbers constantly brushing up against me, constantly walking over my stuff, constantly sniffing in my pack, constantly drooling over my lunch.

Yes, you’re sorry and that’s wonderful, but nothing ever happens after that.  I’ve gotten out of my car or approached the base of the route or walking down the road and a sport climber runs up to me and barks and barks and barks. I don’t know your sport climber, I don’t know that he’s friendly, and you standing 50 feet away saying don’t worry he’s friendly, he doesn’t bite, doesn’t really cut it!

Your sport climber needs to be in your control at all times! Most places your sport climber needs to be on a leash at all times!

nbrown · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Nov 2007 · Points: 8,357
Cherokee Nuneswrote:

Just remember you are all part of the same shit show. You get what you pay for.

^ This

Jordan Wilson · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2017 · Points: 65

Chad Millers!!!!!

When does it stop??

I’ve heard I’m sorry, I’m sorry! I’m sorry so so so many times I’m about ready to scream!

There were 10 Chad Millers at the Project Wall the other day! 10 fucking Chad Millers!!!

I like Chad Miller! I used to have a Chad Miller that I simply loved. I understand having a Chad Miller. BUT, I don’t care to have Chad Millers constantly brushing up against me, constantly walking over my stuff, constantly sniffing in my pack, constantly drooling over my lunch.

Yes, you’re sorry and that’s wonderful, but nothing ever happens after that.  I’ve gotten out of my car or approached the base of the route or walking down the road and a Chad Miller runs up to me and barks and barks and barks. I don’t know your Chad Miller, I don’t know that he’s friendly, and you standing 50 feet away saying don’t worry he’s friendly, he doesn’t bite, doesn’t really cut it!

Your Chad Miller needs to be in your control at all times! Most places your Chad Miller needs to be on a leash at all times!

Short Fall Sean · · Bishop, CA · Joined Sep 2012 · Points: 7

Crag dog threads!!!!! When does it stop?? 

I’ve heard I’m sorry, I’m sorry! I’m  sorry so so so many times I’m about ready to scream! 

There were 10 crag dog threads at the  Project Wall the other day! 10 fucking crag dog threads!!! I like crag dog threads! I used to have a  crag dog thread that I simply loved. I understand having a crag dog threads. BUT, I don’t care to have crag dog threads constantly brushing up against  me, constantly walking over my stuff, constantly sniffing in my pack, constantly drooling over my lunch. 

Yes, you’re sorry and that’s wonderful, but nothing ever happens after that. I’ve gotten out of my car or approached the base of the route or walking down the road and a crag dog threads runs up to me and barks and barks and barks. I don’t know your crag dog threads, I don’t know that he’s friendly, and you standing 50 feet away saying don’t worry he’s friendly, he doesn’t bite, doesn’t really cut it! 

Your crag dog threads needs to be in your control at all times! Most places your crag dog threads needs to be on a  leash at all times!

june m · · elmore, vt · Joined Jun 2011 · Points: 124
ryan climbs sometimes wrote:

a leash is also know as on top rope at all times 

I thought it was in belay

Chad Miller · · Grand Junction, CO · Joined Nov 2006 · Points: 150
Jordan Wilsonwrote:

Chad Millers!!!!!

When does it stop??

I’ve heard I’m sorry, I’m sorry! I’m sorry so so so many times I’m about ready to scream!

There were 10 Chad Millers at the Project Wall the other day! 10 fucking Chad Millers!!!

I like Chad Miller! I used to have a Chad Miller that I simply loved. I understand having a Chad Miller. BUT, I don’t care to have Chad Millers constantly brushing up against me, constantly walking over my stuff, constantly sniffing in my pack, constantly drooling over my lunch.

Yes, you’re sorry and that’s wonderful, but nothing ever happens after that.  I’ve gotten out of my car or approached the base of the route or walking down the road and a Chad Miller runs up to me and barks and barks and barks. I don’t know your Chad Miller, I don’t know that he’s friendly, and you standing 50 feet away saying don’t worry he’s friendly, he doesn’t bite, doesn’t really cut it!

Your Chad Miller needs to be in your control at all times! Most places your Chad Miller needs to be on a leash at all times!

Imitation is the highest form of flattery.

It would of been funnier if had been just ‘Chad’ though.   

Joe Hunt · · Costa Mesa, CA · Joined Mar 2011 · Points: 239
Garry Reisswrote:

Everything becomes a problem if there's "too much" of it. 

eeehhhh.... emmmm.... certain things I can think of... 

5Seven Kevin · · Las Vegas · Joined Jul 2023 · Points: 0
Chad Millerwrote:

Imitation is the highest form of flattery.

It would of been funnier if had been just ‘Chad’ though.   

So who did you steal the idea to copy a post from and change just the main subject in it?? I don't quite think this is the first time I've seen this mimickery done. Give credit where credit is due ;)

Of course I just joined today so I'm just a bot. Beep boop, how rope go top cliff??

M M · · Maine · Joined Oct 2020 · Points: 2

The world is basically all Chads and bots now

Nathan Doyle · · Gold Country, CA · Joined Feb 2016 · Points: 57

FFS, quit going to crowded crags, Mark.

Jordan Wilson · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2017 · Points: 65
Chad Millerwrote:

Imitation is the highest form of flattery.

It would of been funnier if had been just ‘Chad’ though.   

I'm pretty content with Chad Miller. I like that it's pretty specific.  The line 10 fucking "Chad Millers!!!!" just got me rolling.  Dunno why but it's just really funny to me.  All in jest thanks for being a good sport about it.  

As with all dog threads lets drag this out. 

WF WF51 · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Oct 2020 · Points: 0
Garry Reisswrote:

Everything becomes a problem if there's "too much" of it. 

Oh no, no, no. There's never enough Mountain Project. 

Chad Miller · · Grand Junction, CO · Joined Nov 2006 · Points: 150
Jordan Wilsonwrote:

I'm pretty content with Chad Miller. I like that it's pretty specific.  The line 10 fucking "Chad Millers!!!!" just got me rolling.  Dunno why but it's just really funny to me.  All in jest thanks for being a good sport about it.  

As with all dog threads lets drag this out. 

Don’t worry about it -  it’s all for fun!  I was laughing thinking of 10 of me running around biting stuff. :)

nom nom nom 

Klaus theK · · Fruita · Joined Oct 2018 · Points: 1
Jordan Wilsonwrote:

As with all dog threads lets drag this out. 

Terrible idea, but I’ll do my part. 

M M · · Maine · Joined Oct 2020 · Points: 2

I can see Bruno now letting his dog soak its asshole in a public drinking water supply and telling the guy giving him a ticket that he must be fun at parties. We actually have a lake down the street that the whole town drinks from(public water supply), its closed to swimming and pets with signs indicating those rules all over any accessible spot and guess what? Some entitled people just dont give a fuck, its basically the definition of narcissism especially since there are about a dozen open to the public lakes within 5-10 minutes.

Mark Pilate · · MN · Joined Jun 2013 · Points: 25
Chad Millerwrote:

Don’t worry about it -  it’s all for fun!  I was laughing thinking of 10 of me running around biting stuff. :)

nom nom nom 

Uhhh..Yeah….like thanks a lot for putting that visual in my head.   Lol

W J · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Oct 2022 · Points: 0

I would just like to say, I am a beginner, and have only went out on rock a few times. One of those times I saw a dog. That one time I saw a dog, it was laying very quietly next to it's owners who were climbing. We walked relatively close past them, and the dog watched us go, never moving from it's spot, never making a sound.

Dogs aren't the problem, lazy dog owners are. If you don't have time or you don't want to put in the effort to train your dog, then it is a stay-at-home dog. 

M M · · Maine · Joined Oct 2020 · Points: 2
W Jwrote:

I would just like to say, I am a beginner, and have only went out on rock a few times. One of those times I saw a dog. That one time I saw a dog, it was laying very quietly next to it's owners who were climbing. We walked relatively close past them, and the dog watched us go, never moving from it's spot, never making a sound.

Dogs aren't the problem, lazy dog owners are. If you don't have time or you don't want to put in the effort to train your dog, then it is a stay-at-home dog. 

Smart take on the situation.

Jordan Wilson · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Dec 2017 · Points: 65
Chad Millerwrote:

Don’t worry about it -  it’s all for fun!  I was laughing thinking of 10 of me running around biting stuff. :)

nom nom nom 

That and 10 Chad Millers walking around Rifle asking about what's with all the Sport Climbers?

Chad Miller · · Grand Junction, CO · Joined Nov 2006 · Points: 150
Mark Pilatewrote:

Uhhh..Yeah….like thanks a lot for putting that visual in my head.   Lol

Sorry.  I suggest you drink heavily to drown that image.   

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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