Climbing Memes 6.0

grug gwrote:

Greenplates are an invasive species seen in Wyoming, New Mexico, Utah, Idaho, California, Oregon and northern Arizona. 

They are characterized by a disregard of local and environmental ethics and believe that Boulder is the center of the universe. Because greenplates travel great distances for quality rock (their native rock is chossy at best), they are often first heard in a parking lot arriving at midnight and slamming doors for an hour. They may also be heard with bluetooth speakers playing some loud bass vibes music.

Greenplates are often adorned with bright, new Cotopaxi and Patagonia gear. Cryptobiotic soil is in their way, and every tree is their fire wood. 

grug gwrote:

Greenplates are an invasive species seen in Wyoming, New Mexico, Utah, Idaho, California, Oregon and northern Arizona. 

They are characterized by a disregard of local and environmental ethics and believe that Boulder is the center of the universe. Because greenplates travel great distances for quality rock (their native rock is chossy at best), they are often first heard in a parking lot arriving at midnight and slamming doors for an hour. They may also be heard with bluetooth speakers playing some loud bass vibes music.

Greenplates are often adorned with bright, new Cotopaxi and Patagonia gear. Cryptobiotic soil is in their way, and every tree is their fire wood. 

Don't connect us to Boulder 

grug gwrote:

To be fair - the castleton parking lot was all F$%king green plates last weekend. But they were rafters - probably 20 cars for one party dominating the parking lot. 

Cool stuff!

We need Solidarity! 

I’m throwing up WU for goodness sakes

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Fool me once.

Powell Nicodemuswrote:

Namaste

Your friends when you say you and all your aid climbing buddies are quitting because of another bird shit filled epic

When I talk about bolting a crag using all SS hardware

When you're going for the Diamond but  the forecasted monsoon thunderstorm inevitably hits