Climbing Memes 6.0

Questing up a techy 5.11 that’s mostly 5.9 waiting for the holds to run out

When boulderers go skateboarding. 

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To be fair - the castleton parking lot was all F$%king green plates last weekend. But they were rafters - probably 20 cars for one party dominating the parking lot. 

Cool stuff!

Greenplates are an invasive species seen in Wyoming, New Mexico, Utah, Idaho, California, Oregon and northern Arizona. 

They are characterized by a disregard of local and environmental ethics and believe that Boulder is the center of the universe. Because greenplates travel great distances for quality rock (their native rock is chossy at best), they are often first heard in a parking lot arriving at midnight and slamming doors for an hour. They may also be heard with bluetooth speakers playing some loud bass vibes music.

Greenplates are often adorned with bright, new Cotopaxi and Patagonia gear. Cryptobiotic soil is in their way, and every tree is their fire wood.