Why do you climb?

let's not trivialize the sport.

Locker wrote:It's fun!

+1

...and i'll top it off with mallory: "Because it's there".

Because I suck at chess. Then again, I suck at climbing too.

And because skiing is just so crazy expensive these days.

Wyatt H wrote:I don't get it. Why do people always want to justify to themselves and others why they climb? I can't think of any other hobbies/sports/lifestyles where people continuously question and justify why they do it. Nobody had existential discussions about why they play volleyball in the park or why they love paintball or blowjobs or any other meaningless diversion.

Agreed. Everytime I see this topic I start to cringe. It's the same with "Who are your favorite climbing heros?" & "Someone took my draws."

All the answers are the same:
1) My hero is some old trad F#%ker that no one gives a rats a$$ about and I'm pretty sure most of jokers on this site have no idea who that person really is.
2) Well you shouldn't leave your crap laying around for people to take. Oh yeah, well you're a noob and shouldn't even be a part of this conversation because I climb 13a choss piles in Clear Creek Canyon and I'm much better than you!
3) I love climbing for the pursuit of mind and body and it makes me feel funny in the pants.

Who cares why you climb just go climbing and stop trying to figure out why you do anything.

“Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the Weather.”
― Bill Hicks

Because I can only spend so many hours a day masturbating on MP before I have to do something else.
Oh, and climbing is as equally trivial and meaningless as all the other diversions out there.

“We do not deceive ourselves that we are engaging in an activity that is anything but debilitating, dangerous, euphoric, kinesthetic, expensive, frivolously essential, and totally without social significance. One should not probe for a deeper meaning.”  -Allen Steck

Why do we climb? To get high, man!

I climb to piss off old people on here.

Jimmy Strange wrote:

It’s cheaper than heroin and a better hair cut than the army. 

You waited 10 years to post that?

Why not?

Groupies. 

Aslo every trad climb has a jar of cookies at the top.  I do it mostly for the cookies.  

Is this another ChatGPT post? 

I climb because steep rock gets in the way of where I want to go in the mountains

Also, so gym climbers have routes to do if they go outside

Double Jwrote:

Is this another ChatGPT post? 

Why do people rock climb?

People rock climb for a variety of reasons, including the physical and mental challenge it presents, the sense of accomplishment and self-confidence it can provide, and the opportunity to enjoy beautiful outdoor environments. Additionally, some people enjoy the sense of adventure and excitement that comes with climbing, and the camaraderie and community that can be found among other climbers.

tell me more

Rock climbing is a physically and mentally demanding sport that requires strength, endurance, flexibility, and focus. It is a full-body workout that can improve cardiovascular health, build muscle, and increase flexibility. It is also a great way to improve balance, coordination, and agility.

Mentally, rock climbing can be very challenging as it requires problem-solving skills and the ability to stay calm under pressure. It can also be a great way to improve focus and concentration, as well as to learn to set and achieve goals.

Climbing also allows people to enjoy the great outdoors and to experience the beauty of nature from a unique perspective. Many climbers find that the combination of physical exertion and the peacefulness of the natural environment is extremely rewarding.

It's also a good way to build a sense of community. Climbers often form strong bonds with other climbers and enjoy the social aspect of the sport. Many climbing gyms and outdoor climbing areas have a strong sense of community, where climbers of all skill levels can come together to share tips and advice, and to push each other to improve.

Lastly, rock climbing can be a lifelong sport, with something for everyone, whether it's climbing easy routes or challenging routes, climbing indoors or outdoors. It's a great way to stay active and healthy throughout one's life.

Locker wrote:

Why does it need to be so complicated???

Because it was generated by a robot AI.

Because I want to climb 

I'm surprised! I feel like I have too many answers. To have something to work toward, to be one with nature, to ground myself, challenge myself, feel supported and be with the community and friends, do something positive with my body, feel strong…those all come to mind first. But also to explore, for some thrill, for the views, for the puzzle aspect and problem solving focus, and for the satisfaction of getting one move further if only to beat my own previous record.

Locker wrote:

speaking for this old person, I couldn't give a fuck what you do...

So, it doesn't appear to be working...

 

Climbing brought me here and I have definitely irritated at least a couple of the old guard, mostly Kevin, so idk about it not working

John Clarkwrote:

Climbing brought me here and I have definitely irritated at least a couple of the old guard, mostly Kevin, so idk about it not working

2 / 3,000,000?  Insignificant to the point of non existent.  I’d call that not working.  

John Clarkwrote:

Climbing brought me here and I have definitely irritated at least a couple of the old guard, mostly Kevin, so idk about it not working

It is funny, "the old guard" on MP hate me. The actual old guard in north bend love me, and actively encourage me to mess with MP. Leland W has told me, "Back in our day, we prided ourselves on pissing off people, for some reason when we became old men we became easily pissed off ninnies." Or Bryan B, " People were mad I was bolting the worst rock known to man, their complaints never ended, I just kept telling them I am polishing a turd. Now that turd is one of the most popular climbs in America. It is still a turd though, just a really shinny turd." Bryan, Chode Rider and I are hoping to put up the worst 5.13 in Washington, it will pass through the crux of 6 different climbs totally obstructing an entire wall.

Princess Puppy Lovrwrote:

It is funny, "the old guard" on MP hate me. 

Well yeah, you're a sub par troll.  Also it's more than just the 'old guard'.

The actual old guard in north bend love me, 

I doubt it. 

and actively encourage me to mess with MP. Leland W has told me, "Back in our day, we prided ourselves on pissing off people, for some reason when we became old men we became easily pissed off ninnies." Or Bryan B, " 

You're confusing being a dick troll with being innovative while moving past what others think are possible.  

People were mad I was bolting the worst rock known to man, their complaints never ended, I just kept telling them I am polishing a turd. Now that turd is one of the most popular climbs in America. It is still a turd though, just a really shinny turd." Bryan, Chode Rider and I are hoping to put up the worst 5.13 in Washington, it will pass through the crux of 6 different climbs totally obstructing an entire wall.

Not at all.  We don't care what you develop.  You just keep lying about the quality of your routes and think that all modern day classic routes were considered choss.