My personal review of Indian Creek from a Squamish Climber

"The climbs are quite boring"

Tell the world.   Spread the gospel. 

I don't really trust the opinions of someone who writes off a whole town cause it felt kinda "red necky", but otherwise, carry on.

This guy said I only went to supercrack and blue grammar then gave it 1.5 stars overall hahahah no shit you went to the shit show crags of splitters only 

I give your review 0/10 

I think I am realizing I got trolled. 

Matthew Tangemanwrote:

I don't really trust the opinions of someone who writes off a whole town cause it felt kinda "red necky", but otherwise, carry on.

I really don't trust the opinions of someone who rather obviously didn't do enough (any?) prior research.

Climber Reviewerwrote:

I've heard countless times that the rock has so much friction due to the fact that it's like sandpaper. 

People say this? They just mean it hurts their hands (jamming that is) but you may have misinterpreted?

For all wondering, this is the same dude who left this review of Ben Nevis:

https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/viral-tripadvisor-review-blasting-ben-24083027 

I'm going to save the OP some major time

unless those were your reviews?

Dis you? https://www.mountainproject.com/user/201103914/anthony-unknown/ticks

Screenshot for posterity, including some of my PRIVATE ticks lollllll

Cory Nwrote:

Dis you? https://www.mountainproject.com/user/201103914/anthony-unknown/ticks

Oh shit dog busteeddddd 

TR toughguyyyy

Lol, homie can't use a map.

From those ticks, seems to me squamish is baby soft.

Indian Creek is a really disappointing climbing gym. 1.5/5 stars.

- All the climbs look exactly the same.
- The setting is awful-- it's always just the same move over and over again.
- No temperature control. This place is cold in the mornings!
- Route grades are inconsistent and frankly unfair.
- The routes are too long. I can do powerful moves and boulder really hard, but the climbs here favor endurance. See above-- unfair route grading.
- I had to pay $50 for a "guidebook," but the maps were totally unusable, just squiggly lines and text, and no blue dot showing my location.
- People here are really nice. If you're cool they'll even put up top ropes for you. Also, parking is easy.

"This is not a troll post, take it as you will." Are you allowed to write that on a troll post? Confuse.

BUSTED by a fellow Monticello redneck. Yikes 

my personal favorite is how he named himself climber reviewer, and doesn't bother to put his real name on the account.... interesting?  coward may I say?  

I think this guy might have a career in de-populating crags. appreciate that.  

Well, I mean, the cops raiding the campsites regularly and stealing all the IPAs and weed is kinda a bummer. The rattlesnakes and scorpions outnumber the people, the cattle and coyotes shit all over the place. Whats not to love?

John Clarkwrote:

From those ticks, seems to me squamish is baby soft.

IT MAY BE SOFT BUT AT LEAST ITS NOT BORING

Cory Nwrote:

IT MAY BE SOFT BUT AT LEAST ITS NOT BORING

Honestly, the creek is sorta boring compared to other areas. Once you know how to climb the sizes, it really is mostly monotonous until you jump on some of the more new school routes that deviate from the crack a little. I’d say those are usually hard for your average crack chuffer who doesn’t embrace sport climbing as part of their outdoor experience though. So many friends can climb 5.11 splitters, but throw a crimp, sloper, or smeared foot in there and they lose their shit.

This reads like 1 star reviews of national parks. Thanks for the chuckle