Funniest route name

What are some of the funniest rock routes you’ve encountered?  Today I saw Bromance at Indian creek and couldn’t help but to smile.

https://www.mountainproject.com/route/106720501/bromance

https://www.mountainproject.com/route/106006906/drier-adhesive-to-the-corporeal-abyss

https://www.mountainproject.com/route/108055289/hostinsanguifilachrymostality-an-opus-too-pure-for-its-rhyme

https://www.mountainproject.com/route/107510471/hermes-the-greek-god-of-agility-frowns-upon-those-who-create-route-names-longer-

https://www.mountainproject.com/route/122154822/bryan-burdo-meets-the-orgasmatron-3000

https://www.mountainproject.com/route/113482156/humpback-humpback-humpback-whale

https://www.mountainproject.com/route/105805752/natural-log-cabin

Daniel Chode Riderwrote:

https://www.mountainproject.com/route/106006906/drier-adhesive-to-the-corporeal-abyss

https://www.mountainproject.com/route/108055289/hostinsanguifilachrymostality-an-opus-too-pure-for-its-rhyme

https://www.mountainproject.com/route/107510471/hermes-the-greek-god-of-agility-frowns-upon-those-who-create-route-names-longer-

https://www.mountainproject.com/route/122154822/bryan-burdo-meets-the-orgasmatron-3000

That’s hilarious!

Intentional Articulation Sends Fried Rabbit Arugula, Your Asshole Spits Mighty Flames

^^

He is Truly a Great Airplane

All my favorites got redacted

James Woods wrote:

Same. Woke mob crybabies. 

The world of soft ass people has trickled into climbing 

James Woods wrote:

Same. Woke mob crybabies. 

OK, snowflake.

Brad Driscoll Outnumbered His Guests But A Good Time Was Had By All
Legend has it that the FA party gave it such a long name because, in doing so, they could stack all the words up and bypass the low crux entirely.  (full disclosure, not my joke)

I like punning route names and one of the best is an old (1930s) Bob Brinton Tahquitz classic ‘From Bad Traverse’—both a great play on words and adequate route descriptions in 3 words.

Finger Lockin' Good. 

Locker wrote:

https://www.mountainproject.com/route/105857318/cnt-crack

I thought this was a bit rude but then I looked at the pictures. Perfection 

Unknown crack route is always funny 

You shall be banished

Mewling Internet Man Toddlers

Unicorn Exterminator

Flo and Al's School of Advanced Suffering

The reigning champ in my opinion: 

https://www.mountainproject.com/route/107978615/weasels-on-drugs-climbed-up-my-bunghole-aka-richard-gere-crack

Clayton Crowhurstwrote:

The reigning champ in my opinion: 

https://www.mountainproject.com/route/107978615/weasels-on-drugs-climbed-up-my-bunghole-aka-richard-gere-crack

You hit the mail on the head with this one, this one takes the cake. Now if only we could get some history on it….:

Daniel Chode Riderwrote:

https://www.mountainproject.com/route/106006906/drier-adhesive-to-the-corporeal-abyss

https://www.mountainproject.com/route/108055289/hostinsanguifilachrymostality-an-opus-too-pure-for-its-rhyme

I had a feeling these would be Leland routes based on the name

I can't find it on the site but I always thought "Bruce Proof Roof" was a good one.