To the gumby who said I should leash my dog at the crag

Leash andre chiquito to something. . .

Jack Sparrowwrote:

What do you think guys, enormous douchebag or lame troll?

Both

Andre Chiquitowrote:

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in my belay certification, and I've been involved in numerous secret climbs, and I have over 300 confirmed sends. I am trained in trad climbing and I'm the top climber at Touchstone Climbing. You are nothing to me but just another gumby. After I send your project with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, I will chop every single bolt from it, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me at my home crag? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of alpinists across the USA and your beta is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your project. You're fucking done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can climb crags in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in free soloing, but I know how to access to every crag in the NRG and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the crag, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have stayed off my fucking bomber hold. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn dirtbag wannabe. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, gumby.

wow, no one cares that you think you climb

Jack Sparrowwrote:

What do you think guys, enormous douchebag or lame troll?

yes

This is the best. I support Andre Chiquito.

Happy face :)

3/10, would not read again. 

This brings back memories of when I climbed at Shelf Road...

This forum gets more similar to r/climbingcirclejerk everyday and I’m not mad

This is one of the best versions of this delicious copypasta I've ever seen. For those who don't know this copypasta originated on 4chan a looooooong time ago. 

He aint no Alex.... 

Meee-ow!

caesar.saladwrote:

This is one of the best versions of this delicious copypasta I've ever seen. For those who don't know this copypasta originated on 4chan a looooooong time ago. 

It was stupid before I knew this. Knowing that it’s not even original makes it even worse. 

I lost it at “Think again, fucker.”

Hysterical. 

This is the exact type of quality shitpost that makes checking these forums worth it. 

Best. Thing. Evah.

Marc Hwrote:

It was stupid before I knew this. Knowing that it’s not even original makes it even worse. 

The point of this copypasta is to just slightly change it and make it your own. No copypasta is original. That's what makes it copypasta. 

”your beta is being traced" I lawled

Marc Hwrote:

It was stupid before I knew this. Knowing that it’s not even original makes it even worse. 

Sure, ok, but are you trained in gorilla warfare?

Lol this was great

Lotta boomers on MP, yeesh