Anal Impalement

Shanks and buttholes, always good conversation!

Mark Pilatewrote:

Lena hit the nail on the head.  It’s really not “gullibility” if multiple people with pics are determined to troll. (If so, 9.8/10 ,  docked  0.2 for going anal) 

 But alternative is vulnerable, drug infused person early in traumatic aftermath of horrendous injury.  Go easy.  
best wishes on full recovery.

I'd say Brandon hit the nail on the head, actually.

Glad you're laughing, heal up man

Hey- you took the cake for the most interesting trauma to come into our department for the week, that’s for sure! It’s going to be an upward battle for a long while. There are a lot of people rooting for you. Sending you all the good vibes.

Hi Brandon,  I hope you're healing up. Sucks this happened to you but you're not alone. I had an acquaintance literally take a big branch up the ol' butthole and it was real bad. But he got through it and even rescheduled his wedding for the hospital room. The best of luck and speedy recovery 

PNW Chosswrote:

Dude you are legend! No one but you would ever post this. Anyone I know would try their best to sweep this under the rug but you are owning it. Respect! They will carve your face in Mount MP right next to Kyle Flatiron Ranger and Devin the Divine!

I just hope you take personal responsibility for your mistakes. If you try to sue like some of the milquetoast crowd is suggesting all cred is lost.

One question: what's the current logistics for going #2 looking like for you? Surgical bypass/detour? Early off ramp? 

I'm 100% behind you. I have yet to see Brandon take responsibility for his mistakes. That is extremely disappointing.

SinRopa wrote:

If I’m wrong I’ll make it right as best I can on the inevitable GFM, the lack of which is another questionable aspect to this incident. 

Inevitible GFM

Sorry SinRopa, I hadn't realized I originally had locked it, unlocked it, came back in here and relocked it as a knee-jerk reaction. I don't like the idea that topics can be locked by the creator in the first place, so no need for me to be a hypocrite about it. I'm letting go of my gear over in the FS thread and doing what I can outside the gear sale and GFM to get things figured out. Please... if you are replying, I can't walk, let alone climb, and I'm facing a lot of previously unfathomable difficulties that I wouldn't wish upon my worst enemy.

https://www.mountainproject.com/forum/topic/121154406/fs-everything-1-boots-sp

https://www.mountainproject.com/forum/topic/121154883/fs-everything-2-bd-double-rack-with-free-rap-kit

https://www.mountainproject.com/forum/topic/121157021/fs-everything-3-totems-and-ulmc-set

https://www.mountainproject.com/forum/topic/121159087/fs-everything-4-ropes-harness-bags-odds-ends

Brandon, I had cruised by this thread as some sort of joke until I saw your FS threads tonight. So, I'm sorry this happened and wish you a full recovery. Best of luck.

@Adam do you ever make any of those sweet ass knives in the folding variety?

Adam Burch wrote:

Hey Brandon,

I've acted like my normal jackass self with the knife pics, etc.  All kidding aside, I really hope you have a good road ahead of you medically, and otherwise.  Almost to a person, we take our health for granted and it's so important.

Hey Burchy,

I appreciated these posts more than most. Your work is really great, and sometimes... it really is just best to have a blade on you.

Thanks, Brandon

7/10

Matthew Leewrote:

7/10

This is old, not original, quite frankly becoming boring and dumb.

BigCountrywrote: This is old, not original, quite frankly becoming boring and dumb.

1/10

Brandon Fwrote:

oh god

Oh..no…no no no. Fuck no. Brandon, my dude. I’m not a person of faith, but the universe owes you reparations.

Hi Brandon, 

This is all terrible.  Keep that GFM page active.  I can't contribute anything now, but, at the end of the month, when I get paid, I'll do what I can.  

I wish you all the best with your recovery--I hope you can walk again, or run, swim, bike, play with your kids, even climb, if that's what you want. 

You had one hell of a unlucky accident--I can only imagine how much it all must suck right now, but I can also imagine that it will get better, and your life will go on and be amazing and inspiring and awesome in ways that might not be clear now but will just unfold.

All the best, man.

Donated, best of luck to you in your recovery man

Reposting GFM Link for viz 

Good luck Brandon, hope things get better for you

Brandon, so sorry about your horrifying accident. Your sense of humor is quite a stroke of grace, under the circumstances. Fingers crossed the docs can fix you up and make you pain free--nervous systems are THE WORST sometimes. And I hope your GFM gets some legs.....come on, people!