You asked for it, you got it. Facebook Climber Dating Group just created.

Colorado Belaytionships

That's right! No longer do you have to sheepishly imply you are single in MP threads. No more do you have to use OK Stupid, Tender, UnHinged, and whateverthefuq to find a date with a non-climber. No more do you have to wonder who climbs and who doesn't. If they are in this group, uh, I guess they do. They are also probably single!

If you have a Facebook profile, you can just sign up.

Finally! Thanks Tim.

Ok boomer

Edit: oh lol you're actually a boomer. I thought you were like 29

Daniel Chode Riderwrote:

Ok boomer

Edit: oh lol you're actually a boomer. I thought you were like 29

This was all in response to a Facebook post created by a Gen Z woman looking for ways to date within the climbing community. I'm a Boomer, and at the bottom end of that generation yet still quite a bit older than everyone else around here. This is a case of elders helping a feeble generation that can't problem solve it's way out of a wet paper bag. You should examine your generation's ability to withstand harsh words on the internet before condemning the last of the tough generations 

Claudine Longetwrote:

This was all in response to a Facebook post created by a Gen Z woman looking for ways to date within the climbing community. I'm a Boomer, and at the bottom end of that generation yet still quite a bit older than everyone else around here. This is a case of elders helping a feeble generation that can't problem solve it's way out of a wet paper bag. You should examine your generation's ability to withstand harsh words on the internet before condemning the last of the tough generations 

Whatever. I'm Gen Z, and in my considered opinion there's nothing we can't blame on millenials. 

Also Gen Z's who use Facebook? That's the definition of feeble.

To clear things up, I like boomers, I find them amusing and (at least Internet-)tough.

Daniel Chode Riderwrote:

To clear things up, I like boomers, I find them amusing and (at least Internet-)tough.

You know, we would have babysitters chase us around the neighborhood with baseball bats?

Have BB gun wars with 50 kids

Got drove around in clouds of cigarette smoke, unbuckled in the back seat of cars with steel interior trim

Were literally forbidden from coming back home until it got dark

Somehow, this is relevant to two different MP threads today:

David Kwrote:

Somehow, this is relevant to two different MP threads today:

Sloths get some at least every six months??!? Sign me up!

Why is a CO FB thing in general climbing, anyway?

Old lady Hwrote:

Sloths get some at least every six months??!? Sign me up!

Why is a CO FB thing in general climbing, anyway?

Pros: Get laid every six months.

Cons: It's with a sloth.

David Kwrote:

Somehow, this is relevant to two different MP threads today:

This needs way better music.  A little Lou Rawls or maybe some Isaac Hayes.

Even sloths will bust ass and go out of their way for a booty call. Amazing! Considering how slow their metabolism is, swimming and climbing around like that is enormously resource intensive. And probably puts the sloth in a predators way. All that for a hook up.

David Kwrote:

Pros: Get laid every six months.

Cons: It's with a sloth.

Got somthin against sloooooooooowwwwww? 

;-)

EDIT to add, the dude's got a tremendous ape index, looks like! Might climb a route faster than my current partner, but hey, is what it is.

STFU all generations other than X!

I am the Lord of Light.

Do not question me or each other.

So the group has over 200 members now with a female to male ratio about 1:4, which isn't too shabby considering. 

Claudine Longetwrote:

This was all in response to a Facebook post created by a Gen Z woman looking for ways to date within the climbing community. 

A 37-year-old woman is on the older end of Millennials. 

Wasn’t this an SNL sketch?

“So you’re willing to date a Climber?”

Tim Stichwrote:

STFU all generations other than X!

I am the Lord of Light.

Do not question me or each other.

So the group has over 200 members now with a female to male ratio about 1:4, which isn't too shabby considering. 

Similar ratio to most places in CO eh?

M Mwrote:

Similar ratio to most places in CO eh?

Except in this case it’s probably more like 1:1:2

1 female, 1 male pretending to be a female, and 2 males

Anyone want to learn how to climb?  Anything special?  Everything?  I need a belay...and give good belay in return ;) 

Finally! A sure fire avenue to some bellatio...

Yeah the Utah one was 90% dudes so good luck