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New route name possibilities

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tom donnelly · · san diego · Joined Aug 2002 · Points: 405

Some I may consider in the future.  Feel free to use as needed.

Drooling Orange Vomit

One Star Hoax

DangOrang

DingDong the twitch is dead

Spewing Denial

The Trollbot clownshow that ate America

The shyster that ate its own brain

Contortion Extorsion

The Bigly Cheatstone

The Fart of the Steal

Grope a Dope

Bone Spurs

Chump Dump

Scum Scam

Benjamin Chapman · · Small Town, USA · Joined Jan 2007 · Points: 19,749

Thanks, Tom. I'll take Chump Dump. Reminds me of what happened with Tradiban.

Drederek · · Olympia, WA · Joined Mar 2004 · Points: 315

Cracker Jam, works for a rock band also!

Dan Cooksey · · Pink Ford Thunderbird · Joined Jan 2014 · Points: 365

What’s it like to have exhausted your TDS on every other platform?

T Lego · · Asheville, NC · Joined Apr 2020 · Points: 21

Bunker Bitch

Orange Abortion

The Popular Vote

'Stop The Count!' and 'Count Every Vote!' next to each other 

Gumby King · · The Gym · Joined Jun 2016 · Points: 52

Offwidth the hands

Tradiban · · 951-527-7959 · Joined Jul 2020 · Points: 212
Benjamin Chapmanwrote:

Thanks, Tom. I'll take Chump Dump. Reminds me of what happened with Tradiban.

The Oogler (reminds me of Benjamin Chapman)

The Tradiplan

Tradiban's Trail

Tradibanned

Turdiban

Tradiclan

Tradiban Be Damned!

Tradi-Tan

TradiDAMN

Tradifans Unite!

Tradibland

Tradigland

T**diban

I F · · Curled up under damp leaves… · Joined Mar 2017 · Points: 4,383
djkyote wrote:

Nick Sold My Data

Highest Bidder

Pay to See Your Own Routes

Paywall

Work For Free

CREAM

Dolla Dolla Bill Y'All

Unable to read

JonasMR · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Feb 2016 · Points: 6
Bouldi Troll wrote:

i look to the future (idk 30 years or so) when more of the current racists, sexists and homophobes are dead and people say "can you believe people thought preserving that horrible name had any value."

Tbh, that seems a bit too long to be a good route name.

T Lego · · Asheville, NC · Joined Apr 2020 · Points: 21

Milk The Constable

Kristian Solem · · Monrovia, CA · Joined Apr 2004 · Points: 1,075

For the wide... Wrecked 'em and eject 'em.

For the thin... Digital exam.

Nathan Sullivan · · Fort Collins, CO · Joined Sep 2018 · Points: 0

Left of right of north face center direct

Bill Lawry · · Albuquerque, NM · Joined Apr 2006 · Points: 1,818

Route #2?

Gumby King · · The Gym · Joined Jun 2016 · Points: 52
Tradibanwrote:

The Oogler (reminds me of Benjamin Chapman)

The Tradiplan

Tradiban's Trail

Tradibanned

Turdiban

Tradiclan

Tradiban Be Damned!

Tradi-Tan

TradiDAMN

Tradifans Unite!

Tradibland

Tradigland

T**diban

Tradifailed

Tradiban · · 951-527-7959 · Joined Jul 2020 · Points: 212
Gumby Kingwrote:

Tradifailed

Flailban?

Andy Forquer · · Emeryville, CA · Joined May 2018 · Points: 5
  • OOkay i wanna claim:

Georgia Runout

Kristian Solem · · Monrovia, CA · Joined Apr 2004 · Points: 1,075

How about we name a crag the Tool Wall, and take it from there.

You're Under Arete.

Choke Hold.

Cold Case.

And...

Garry Reiss · · Guelph, ON · Joined Dec 2010 · Points: 6

Pussy Hat Rash

Gumby King · · The Gym · Joined Jun 2016 · Points: 52
Tradibanwrote:

Flailban?

You just named our Child!!!!!!!        

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

General Climbing
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