Coronavirus humor

A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath."Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment andpulls back the covers.She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,very, closely:"Are - my - test - results - back?"

Hello from the inside
https://youtu.be/M5azNpTwVk8

That's really great ^^^

Uncertain about how to distinguish healthy foods? It's what's left on grocery store shelves. 

Bob (in a public post): “Restaurants are closed. You’re gonna wish picked a girl that can cook. Nobody will be eating eyelashes and makeup (followed by three teared-up smiley faces).

Beth:  “boys can cook their own fuckin food and it better be delishush cause I'm having some and if so I cook tomorrow”

Beth:  “furthermore one will be eating more than my eyelashes!!!”

(Names have been changed to protect the innocent.)

Bill Lawry wrote: Bob (in a public post): “Restaurants are closed. You’re gonna wish picked a girl that can cook. Nobody will be eating eyelashes and makeup (followed by three teared-up smiley faces).

Beth:  “boys can cook their own fuckin food and it better be delishush cause I'm having some and if so I cook tomorrow”

Beth:  “furthermore one will be eating more than my eyelashes!!!”

(Names have been changed to protect the innocent.)

huh?

I really love this one!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y2GJF7HnUGc&fbclid=IwAR2UlSiCBxsKf4GB2dxaSiD37KmmjhSvEz5DQGI8UHa-XwAj83fyUyeYLHE

Muscrat wrote:

huh?

Ok. Ok.  I forgot that some here only know the missionary position. 

Bill Lawry wrote: Bob (in a public post): “Restaurants are closed. You’re gonna wish picked a girl that can cook. Nobody will be eating eyelashes and makeup (followed by three teared-up smiley faces).

Beth:  “boys can cook their own fuckin food and it better be delishush cause I'm having some and if so I cook tomorrow”

Beth:  “furthermore one will be eating more than my eyelashes!!!”

(Names have been changed to protect the innocent.)

Beth sounds great!

Garry R wrote:

Beth sounds great!

My wife’s comment was, “Beth rocks!”

Bill Lawry wrote: 
Beth:  “boys can cook their own fuckin food and it better be delishush cause I'm having some and if so I cook tomorrow”

huh?

Edit: My squeeze don't wear eyelashes, btw. 

April fool prank by Black Diamond featuring Alex Honnold eu.blackdiamondequipment.co…

Fehim Hasecic wrote:

Personally I had no idea that dandelions have a pH of 22.7, which is especially amazing given that the scale tops out at 14.0.  I will certainly not keep such info to myself...