Wacky Route Names

What are some of the funniest and/or strangest route names you've climbed?

Some from my experience include:
First Black in Space (5.8+)
Timeless Christian Values (5.9+)
Debbie Does Dallas (5.10a)
Asshole from El Paso (5.10d)

Matthew Campisi wrote: What are some of the funniest and/or strangest route names you've climbed?

Some from my experience include:
First Black in Space (5.8+)
Timeless Christian Values (5.9+)
Debbie Does Dallas (5.10a)
Asshole from El Paso (5.10d)

Debbie does Dallas was a porno that was actually filmed at my school hahahahaha that's great I'm pretty sure I have to climb that route now.

Forrset Pials wrote:

Debbie does Dallas was a porno that was actually filmed at my school hahahahaha that's great I'm pretty sure I have to climb that route now.

Yes! That's why I included it in my list, but I must confess that I have not seen it. How cool that it was filmed at your school! The route is at Texas Canyon in Southern California, quite close to my parent's house. I got into climbing long after moving away from home, but I decided to see what crags were close when I went back for the Holidays last year. I was delighted to find that Texas Canyon was 20 minutes from the house. It's a super dry, desert crag with some really nice 1- and 2-pitch sport routes ranging from 5.2 to 5.12! It was a great time, and I can't wait to go back to visit again.

sphincter quits, Joshua tree
Wall of Biblical Fallacies, Joshua Tree

 

A local bouldering spot has some odd ones.

Unemployed Black Astronaut (V8)
Suck My Venus (V8)

Harry Butthole Pussy Potter (5.8+) 

Some of the better ones are tweaks of commonly known titles:
Debbie Does CPR

Hayden Moore wrote: Harry Butthole Pussy Potter (5.8+) 

That reminds me of another boulder problem named after everyone's favorite wizard

The Magical Chrome Plated Semi-Automatic Enema Syringe
It's a Nor'easter Outa Thar Sou'west

I always liked "Guano Nightmare", as it perfectly describes the impending experience.

Best offwidth name: "Magnolia Thunder Pussy"

crop duster

Kid Packed Mini Van From Hell 11a
FA: Tom Egan

Straight Outta Squampton - idk, I just love the name
Draft Dodgin' Pot Smokin' Raspberry Intern Fudge Swirl - climbed this 0 star just for the name, turns out it was really fun
Dr. Sniff and the Tuna Boaters

Pancake Butt Dumpster Slut - 5.8
https://www.mountainproject.com/route/113109969/pancake-butt-dumpster-slut

Lay back and Enjoy it 10.d at the NRG

The Zen and Art of Masturbation
F'd in the A
Party in the Vajayjay

Kermit’s Wad 10a, LCC

"Brad Driscoll Outnumbered His Guests, But a Good Time Was Had By All", a name second only to the route adjacent to it, which is called "Brad Driscoll Outnumbered His Guests, But a Good Time Was Had By All".

Ass Cannibal
https://www.mountainproject.com/route/106705564/ass-cannibal

I always liked "Return from the Ultimate Mormon Experience", I think its in AZ somewhere.

Magical Chrome plated semi automatic enema syringe

Hex marks the poot

Nutcracker