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Matthew Campisi · · Atlanta, GA · Joined Apr 2017 · Points: 46

What are some of the funniest and/or strangest route names you've climbed?

Some from my experience include:
First Black in Space (5.8+)
Timeless Christian Values (5.9+)
Debbie Does Dallas (5.10a)
Asshole from El Paso (5.10d)

Forrset Pials · · New York, NYC · Joined Nov 2017 · Points: 0
Matthew Campisi wrote: What are some of the funniest and/or strangest route names you've climbed?

Some from my experience include:
First Black in Space (5.8+)
Timeless Christian Values (5.9+)
Debbie Does Dallas (5.10a)
Asshole from El Paso (5.10d)

Debbie does Dallas was a porno that was actually filmed at my school hahahahaha that's great I'm pretty sure I have to climb that route now.

Matthew Campisi · · Atlanta, GA · Joined Apr 2017 · Points: 46
Forrset Pials wrote:

Debbie does Dallas was a porno that was actually filmed at my school hahahahaha that's great I'm pretty sure I have to climb that route now.

Yes! That's why I included it in my list, but I must confess that I have not seen it. How cool that it was filmed at your school! The route is at Texas Canyon in Southern California, quite close to my parent's house. I got into climbing long after moving away from home, but I decided to see what crags were close when I went back for the Holidays last year. I was delighted to find that Texas Canyon was 20 minutes from the house. It's a super dry, desert crag with some really nice 1- and 2-pitch sport routes ranging from 5.2 to 5.12! It was a great time, and I can't wait to go back to visit again.

master gumby · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2016 · Points: 151

sphincter quits, Joshua tree
Wall of Biblical Fallacies, Joshua Tree

 

Sam Deshler · · Southern California · Joined Apr 2017 · Points: 12

A local bouldering spot has some odd ones.

Unemployed Black Astronaut (V8)
Suck My Venus (V8)

Hayden Moore · · Allen, TX · Joined Jan 2017 · Points: 0

Harry Butthole Pussy Potter (5.8+) 

Eric Engberg · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Apr 2009 · Points: 0

Some of the better ones are tweaks of commonly known titles:
Debbie Does CPR

Sam Deshler · · Southern California · Joined Apr 2017 · Points: 12
Hayden Moore wrote: Harry Butthole Pussy Potter (5.8+) 

That reminds me of another boulder problem named after everyone's favorite wizard

Harry Pothead (V9?)
Tom Hanson · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jan 2001 · Points: 950

The Magical Chrome Plated Semi-Automatic Enema Syringe
It's a Nor'easter Outa Thar Sou'west

Chris Hill · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Jun 2007 · Points: 0

I always liked "Guano Nightmare", as it perfectly describes the impending experience.

Best offwidth name: "Magnolia Thunder Pussy"

Big B · · Sin City, NV · Joined Mar 2015 · Points: 1

crop duster

Chris Hatzai · · Bend, OR · Joined Sep 2015 · Points: 531

Kid Packed Mini Van From Hell 11a
FA: Tom Egan

Aaron Nash · · North Bend, WA · Joined Apr 2011 · Points: 212

Straight Outta Squampton - idk, I just love the name
Draft Dodgin' Pot Smokin' Raspberry Intern Fudge Swirl - climbed this 0 star just for the name, turns out it was really fun
Dr. Sniff and the Tuna Boaters

Brandon Fields · · Boulder · Joined Apr 2016 · Points: 5

Pancake Butt Dumpster Slut - 5.8
https://www.mountainproject.com/route/113109969/pancake-butt-dumpster-slut

Eric Carlos · · depends · Joined Aug 2008 · Points: 40

Lay back and Enjoy it 10.d at the NRG

MisterSir · · Back of my truck · Joined Dec 2010 · Points: 270

The Zen and Art of Masturbation
F'd in the A
Party in the Vajayjay

Leroy Fielding · · Salt Lake City, UT · Joined Jun 2004 · Points: 5

Kermit’s Wad 10a, LCC

Matthew Tangeman · · Bellingham, WA · Joined May 2015 · Points: 170

"Brad Driscoll Outnumbered His Guests, But a Good Time Was Had By All", a name second only to the route adjacent to it, which is called "Brad Driscoll Outnumbered His Guests, But a Good Time Was Had By All".

Daniel Roberts · · Unknown Hometown · Joined May 2017 · Points: 25

Ass Cannibal
https://www.mountainproject.com/route/106705564/ass-cannibal

Kyle vH · · Unknown Hometown · Joined Oct 2006 · Points: 16

I always liked "Return from the Ultimate Mormon Experience", I think its in AZ somewhere.

Buck Rio · · MN · Joined Jul 2015 · Points: 0

Magical Chrome plated semi automatic enema syringe

Hex marks the poot

Nutcracker

Guideline #1: Don't be a jerk.

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