Real Dirtbags don't...

... don't have their own rack.

... even know what the word ultralight means. 

Mobes Mobesely wrote:

Not true, some plan for the future. Do the words sugarmomma or sugardaddy ring a bell?

Everybody knows that dirtbags don’t plan for the future.

For some reason this thread reminds me of this guy.

https://view.yahoo.com/show/saturday-night-live/clip/40028338/chris-farley-as-bennett-brauer

Choss the Bolter wrote:

Everybody knows that dirtbags don’t plan for the future.

Not true, it takes planning to dumpster dive successfully.

Hamish Malin wrote:

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Have their own weed. They can sniff it out half mile away.

...dont have harnesses still use swamis.

... care what the f—k random wankers online think of them.

Call themselves "Sir"

...even have a car!

have a trust fund.

Sport climb or know who smadam Andra is ...

Panic if it’s not organic

Ask for underwear advice on MP.

Hamish Malin wrote: Ask for underwear advice on MP.

Beat me to it, but I'll add on....don't wear underwear.