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Thomas Claiborne
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Jan 2, 2019
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Flagstaff
· Joined Apr 2016
· Points: 41
...wear Arc'teryx, use PAS, pay for food, climb in gyms. Discuss.
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Daniel Kay
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Jan 2, 2019
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Longmont, CO
· Joined Sep 2014
· Points: 152
Real dirtbags don't climb, they just troll on MP.
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master gumby
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Jan 2, 2019
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Jan 2016
· Points: 262
Sleep in cars, tents, or any other type of shelter
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Tradiban
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Jan 2, 2019
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Apr 2004
· Points: 11,610
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Fail Falling
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Jan 2, 2019
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@failfalling - Oakland, Ca
· Joined Jan 2007
· Points: 1,043
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Carl Schneider
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Jan 2, 2019
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Mount Torrens, South Australia
· Joined Dec 2017
· Points: 0
...Wash their puffer jacket...
Reminds me of a song I wrote called "Ain't got no Fuc&ing Cams", it goes:
I ain't got no fuc&ing caaams, I ain't no fuc&ing traaaader,
I just go bouldering,
I got a Mondo crash paaaadah,
I set problems at the gym,
Haters say they're fuc&ing laaaaders,
I'm just a dirty dirt bag boulderer,
I never wash my puffer jaaaacket...
I've got a chalk bucket!
It's full of white chalk!
Come on yeah!
Come on yeah!
You can send this problem!
It DOES need some work. The last verse (chorus?) is sung to the Bohemian Rhapsody bit where it goes:
"I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouche, Scaramouche,
will you do the Fandango
OK I'll go away now....
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Carolina
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Jan 2, 2019
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Front Range NC
· Joined Nov 2010
· Points: 20
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Scoot Bank
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Jan 2, 2019
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Oct 2015
· Points: 873
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Tradiban
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Jan 2, 2019
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Apr 2004
· Points: 11,610
...have health insurance.
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master gumby
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Jan 2, 2019
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Jan 2016
· Points: 262
.... Brush their teeth with water
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Forever Outside
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Jan 2, 2019
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Los Angeles, CA
· Joined Feb 2017
· Points: 275
There is no such thing as a REAL DIRTBAG anymore. They are extinct.
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Steve Sangdahl
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Jan 2, 2019
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eldo sprngs, co
· Joined Mar 2002
· Points: 735
......have a care in the world.
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Will S
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Jan 2, 2019
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Joshua Tree
· Joined Nov 2006
· Points: 1,061
....use "dirtbag" as a verb.
"I've been dirtbagging it ever since Johns Hopkins let out for the summer"
No, Biff Reginald Pepperworth the III, you're not a dirtbag, no matter how many nights you sleep in the back of mom's hand me down Volvo XC70.
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Zach Petersen
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Jan 3, 2019
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Wichita, KS
· Joined Oct 2016
· Points: 0
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Ben V
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Jan 3, 2019
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Central Maine
· Joined Nov 2016
· Points: 2,007
Forever Outside wrote: There is no such thing as a REAL DIRTBAG anymore. They are extinct. They are out there you just don't see them on social media or Mt. Project
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M Mobley
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Jan 3, 2019
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Bar Harbor, ME
· Joined Mar 2006
· Points: 911
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Hamish Hamish
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Jan 3, 2019
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Fredericksburg, VA
· Joined May 2017
· Points: 15
kevin deweese wrote: read forums read
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Choss the Bolter
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Jan 3, 2019
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Bosler Wyoming
· Joined Jan 2019
· Points: 0
...Consider having children.
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M Mobley
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Jan 3, 2019
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Bar Harbor, ME
· Joined Mar 2006
· Points: 911
Choss the Bolter wrote: ...Consider having children. Not true, some plan for the future. Do the words sugarmomma or sugardaddy ring a bell?
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Brad Johnson
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Jan 3, 2019
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Charlotte, NC
· Joined Jul 2017
· Points: 0
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mediocre
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Jan 3, 2019
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Unknown Hometown
· Joined Jul 2013
· Points: 0
Real dirtbags don’t have sugar mommas or sugar daddy’s
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