(generic climbing thread)

Morgan Patterson wrote: (contemplating balance of admin and troll duties)

(wants to be a  famous climber from BITD, just like eli poss already izz!)

Michael Schneider wrote:

(wants to be a  famous climber from BITD, just like eli poss)

(flames you. I don't want to be a famous climber from BITD, I want to be a legendary but not so well known climber from BITD. In fact, this climber achieved great things in the name of sticking it to the famous media darlings BITD.)

(newbie climber genuinely doesn’t understand all the sarcasm and asks an honest question, unaware that he’s commenting on a thread started 5 years ago. Also unaware he’s about to be roasted by “experienced” climbers)

Brock Jones wrote:

(newbie climber genuinely doesn’t understand all the sarcasm and asks an honest question, unaware that he’s commenting on a thread started 5 years ago. Also unaware he’s about to be roasted by “experienced” climbers)

(If you have to ask...

YGD)

eli poss wrote:

(flames you. I don't want to be a famous climber from BITD, I want to be a legendary but not so well known climber from BITD. In fact, this climber achieved great things in the name of sticking it to the famous media darlings BITD.)

( Say hey,I'll take it down a notch, id only just seen the 1st page & was  struck by the quote from Pheonix. . er I mean Moe... morgan's post, He knows why,)

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(Comment about how I just got into climbing, am really stuck at climbing 5.13a on gear, and would appreciate suggestions for climbing better.)

Chris Blatchley wrote:

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(Clever)

Chris Blatchley wrote:

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(Careful, some lightweight erased many comments and locked an entire thread over this joke. That said - LOL!)

(old guy...  STILL, doesn't get it, Goddamn Kids)

(excuse about how climbing regularly isn't as possible anymore because of injuries and responsibilities but notes how still able to climb a hard grade at older age and example of said overrated climbing route.) *neurotically checks back frequently at post to see if anyone was impressed by said route.

(Two words:

'Climbing friend!')

(thread crapping)

(new instance of an old argument, which still won't settle the debate, as to why the Grigri is better than the ATC, including caveat that the belayer is more important than the device, but including a final reminder that the device is still important)

(adver-trolling - This product will guarantee you send 5.14 by the end of the month !!!!)

(Wants thread retired)

(So)

(he)

(helps.)

(Witty burn using the word retired)