(generic climbing thread)

Bill Kirby wrote:

 (Blames on autoconnect and lists a two paragraph resume including history of espresso drinking, machines owned and bean purchases. Its similar to when someone gives bad climbing advice then writes how qualified they are) 

(snide comment about use of autoconnect instead of autocorrect) 

Bill Kirby wrote:

 (Blames on autoconnect and lists a two paragraph resume including history of espresso drinking, machines owned and bean purchases. Its similar to when someone gives bad climbing advice then writes how qualified they are) 

(Scoffs at reliance on espresso "machines". Hoity toity blathering about how if it's not a hand-pulled shot, from hand-ground beans that were roasted at home, it's not an authentic espresso!)

(Realizes vocabulary is not sufficient enough to appreciate thread)

(Story lamenting about how 2 months ago told a 15 year old kid “yer gunna die” and said kid did died)

Alicia Sokolowski wrote:

(snide comment about use of autoconnect instead of autocorrect) 

Snider comment that explains mispelling was on purpiss to mock the spelling police. Goes on with two paragraph about time community college. Ends with autoconnect would’ve definitely caught that! 

Bill Kirby wrote:

Snider comment that explains mispelling was on purpiss to mock the spelling police. Goes on with two paragraph about time community college. Ends with autoconnect would’ve definitely caught that! 

(additional snide comment about lack of parentheses) 

Alicia Sokolowski wrote:

(additional snide comment about lack of parentheses) 

(Personal attack, examples of how I’m a better person, another personal attack, inaccurate math about people’s attitudes on Mountain Project, the good ol I’m done with this thread comment)

Bill Kirby wrote:

(Personal attack, examples of how I’m a better person, another personal attack, inaccurate math about people’s attitudes on Mountain Project, the good ol I’m done with this thread comment)

(accuses poster of triggering behavior, including whatever combination of sexism, racism or cis-ness that works for current situation.  Instead of flagging comment, quotes full tirade just in case mods remove. Sharpens pitchfork. Readies torch) 

Alicia Sokolowski wrote:

(accuses poster of triggering behavior, including whatever combination of sexism, racism or cis-ness that works for current situation.  Instead of flagging comment, quotes full tirade just in case mods remove. Sharpens pitchfork. Readies torch) 

  (Denys sexism with comment that uses the words safe space and snowflake, uses climbing experience to act superior, personal attack)

(Tries to steer thread back on topic and away from the impending flame war)

(notes thread is nearing post 666. still wants pastry to accompany pitchforks and coffee)

(Meme of famous person eating popcorn to convey amusement and lack of empathy towards other members emotions)

(self-righteously resurrects the dead thread despite the new forum warning)

Morgan Patterson wrote: (contemplating balance of admin and troll duties)

(wants to be a  famous climber from BITD, just like eli poss already izz!)

Michael Schneider wrote:

(wants to be a  famous climber from BITD, just like eli poss)

(flames you. I don't want to be a famous climber from BITD, I want to be a legendary but not so well known climber from BITD. In fact, this climber achieved great things in the name of sticking it to the famous media darlings BITD.)

(newbie climber genuinely doesn’t understand all the sarcasm and asks an honest question, unaware that he’s commenting on a thread started 5 years ago. Also unaware he’s about to be roasted by “experienced” climbers)

Brock Jones wrote:

(newbie climber genuinely doesn’t understand all the sarcasm and asks an honest question, unaware that he’s commenting on a thread started 5 years ago. Also unaware he’s about to be roasted by “experienced” climbers)

(If you have to ask...

YGD)

eli poss wrote:

(flames you. I don't want to be a famous climber from BITD, I want to be a legendary but not so well known climber from BITD. In fact, this climber achieved great things in the name of sticking it to the famous media darlings BITD.)

( Say hey,I'll take it down a notch, id only just seen the 1st page & was  struck by the quote from Pheonix. . er I mean Moe... morgan's post, He knows why,)

(This post has been removed due to violating rule #1)

(Comment about how I just got into climbing, am really stuck at climbing 5.13a on gear, and would appreciate suggestions for climbing better.)