(generic climbing thread)

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(Convinced argument, based on some once-read-but-conveniently-impossible-to-retrieve-now-study, that coffee actually hinders climbing performance)

Franck Vee wrote:

(Convinced argument, based on some once-read-but-conveniently-impossible-to-retrieve-now-study, that coffee actually hinders climbing performance)

(reminds some that real Idahoans pack, open, concealed, full auto, semi, whatever, just sayin)

(crying, farting, and sending at around the same time)

Clayton Marzo wrote:

(crying, farting, and sending at around the same time)

(Farting is aid)

(coffee is cool but have you ever like climbed on weed man?)

Andrew Krajnik wrote:

(even more condescending and superior rant pointing out that it's spelled "espresso", and if you were a true espresso drinker, you'd know that. Do you even caffeinate, brah?)

 (Blames on autoconnect and lists a two paragraph resume including history of espresso drinking, machines owned and bean purchases. Its similar to when someone gives bad climbing advice then writes how qualified they are) 

Bill Kirby wrote:

 (Blames on autoconnect and lists a two paragraph resume including history of espresso drinking, machines owned and bean purchases. Its similar to when someone gives bad climbing advice then writes how qualified they are) 

(snide comment about use of autoconnect instead of autocorrect) 

Bill Kirby wrote:

 (Blames on autoconnect and lists a two paragraph resume including history of espresso drinking, machines owned and bean purchases. Its similar to when someone gives bad climbing advice then writes how qualified they are) 

(Scoffs at reliance on espresso "machines". Hoity toity blathering about how if it's not a hand-pulled shot, from hand-ground beans that were roasted at home, it's not an authentic espresso!)

(Realizes vocabulary is not sufficient enough to appreciate thread)

(Story lamenting about how 2 months ago told a 15 year old kid “yer gunna die” and said kid did died)

Alicia Sokolowski wrote:

(snide comment about use of autoconnect instead of autocorrect) 

Snider comment that explains mispelling was on purpiss to mock the spelling police. Goes on with two paragraph about time community college. Ends with autoconnect would’ve definitely caught that! 

Bill Kirby wrote:

Snider comment that explains mispelling was on purpiss to mock the spelling police. Goes on with two paragraph about time community college. Ends with autoconnect would’ve definitely caught that! 

(additional snide comment about lack of parentheses) 

Alicia Sokolowski wrote:

(additional snide comment about lack of parentheses) 

(Personal attack, examples of how I’m a better person, another personal attack, inaccurate math about people’s attitudes on Mountain Project, the good ol I’m done with this thread comment)

Bill Kirby wrote:

(Personal attack, examples of how I’m a better person, another personal attack, inaccurate math about people’s attitudes on Mountain Project, the good ol I’m done with this thread comment)

(accuses poster of triggering behavior, including whatever combination of sexism, racism or cis-ness that works for current situation.  Instead of flagging comment, quotes full tirade just in case mods remove. Sharpens pitchfork. Readies torch) 

Alicia Sokolowski wrote:

(accuses poster of triggering behavior, including whatever combination of sexism, racism or cis-ness that works for current situation.  Instead of flagging comment, quotes full tirade just in case mods remove. Sharpens pitchfork. Readies torch) 

  (Denys sexism with comment that uses the words safe space and snowflake, uses climbing experience to act superior, personal attack)

(Tries to steer thread back on topic and away from the impending flame war)

(notes thread is nearing post 666. still wants pastry to accompany pitchforks and coffee)

(Meme of famous person eating popcorn to convey amusement and lack of empathy towards other members emotions)

(self-righteously resurrects the dead thread despite the new forum warning)