The Best Route Names

Senior citizens in outer space (maybe it's just senior citizens in space, I forget) at index

Always made me laugh.

"Lets get drunk and think about it." Red River Gorge. By far my favorite.

I'm Pro Choss and I Bolt - Wallula Gap, WA

Cocaine in my dick vein.

Thugged out Since Cub Scouts, Brecksville, OH

Cunning Stunt in Index WA

Dale's Downpulling Digits Decadent Donjon (monastery)
Crack of Fear (lumpy)
Incredible Hand Job (Indian Creek, not to be confused with the mega classic....)

Some good ones from the Brac:

Ick! Theology! (I'd rather study cod.) My favorite of Eric's routes

Unsuspecting Remora Another Eric Hirst pun

Booby Trap Booby birds are curious about climbers, and will fly close to you and completely turn their heads to watch you as they fly by. One day a booby almost crashed into the wall while looking backwards over his shoulder, only a last-second emergency maneuver saved his butt.

The Legend of Big Black Dick For several decades a life-sized statue of a black pirate, cutlass in hand, dominated the departure lounge at the Grand Cayman airport. Next to him was a story-board titled “The Legend of Big Black Dick” in large print.

Full Metal Jackfish

Wait! Wait! Stop the Bus! Overheard as the school bus pulled away.

Anxiety state crisis (11c) Crazy horse buttress in Chiang Mai Thailand.
An absolutely amazing nearly horizontal 2 pitch roof route right across the top of a few hundred foot deep limestone cave. Making huge moves across this roof with nothing but hundreds of feet of air in every direction you get the reason for the name

Helmeted Warrior of Love (New River Gorge )

Ai Bang Mai Fa King Nee (Red River Gorge)

Getting Lucky in Kentucky (Red River Gorge)

Too Much Cock, Not Enough Lycra

Oh, I forgot a route in Thailand (I think):

Tufa King Pumped

Can I Do it 'till I Need Glasses? - NRG

Marsha Gets Creamed - Bradyism Wall in Spearfish Canyon SD gets my vote. It's description Here is golden as well; "A wet dream come true for the beginning five ten climber! Just like Marsha, this route is tall, blonde and has sweet jugs..."

Steep Climb Named Desire
Beyond a Shadow of a Route
The Boltzmann Constant
Big G
The Uncertainty Principle

And most definitely the Becky Route.

One in the Frenchman Coulee in Washington called "Menstrating Whale Snatch".

Just climbed: pussy galore's flying circus-Devils lake WI

"Testicle Fortitude" 

"Hot Venom Injection Arete" - Uintas, UT

All Time Favorite & Best I've ever heard: "I PROMISE NOT TO CAM IN YOUR MOUTH"...St. Vrain Canyon, CO...

The Compactor on the Trash Can boulder in Ayer, MA. Classic V9 compression problem by the old landfill in town. Burt Gives Blow Jobs at Pawtuckaway.