The Best Route Names

monkey bars boulder in the kraft area of red rocks right before the gateway canyon.
"the peter north pump traverse" that one made me laugh for sure and question if i want to project this route haha

Jesus Built My Tricam - ORG (fun route too!)

"The College of the Rockies Couldn't Run an Outdoor Program if Their Cumulative Lives Depended on It" 5.10d, Boulder Gardens, Jasper AB Canada

Cary Granite!

Pretty Much anything on Wipyeur Buttress

Honorable Mention:
Belly Full of Bad Berries

Cunning Stunt - Index, WA

I always liked "That 10d" at Smith. It's a 12-.

Also "The Nose in a day" at Joshua Tree. Then you can say "I climbed The Nose in a day."

Oh yeah, we put up a direct finish on 'New Perversions' on Whitesides, 2 rope length pitches, one bolt. What do you call a finish to New Perversions? 'Dirty Dykes Done Dirt Cheap'. They changed the y to an i in the guide. Bastards.

Dangerous Lesion (JTree)
Heinous Anus (Jtree)
Sphincter Quits (Jtree)
Bottle in Front of Me (Jtree)
Caught Inside on a Big Set (Jtree)
Figures on a Landscape (Jtree)
Boogers on a Lampshade (Jtree)
Ass of Dog (Jtree)
Room to Shroom (Jtree)
Full Moon, Good Drugs (Indian Creek)
Caqmping under the influence (Indian Creek)
She Lives (Priest Draw)

Cocoapuffs 1000 wrote: Tigger Goes into the Enchanted Woods and Tears a Flapper in Pooh's Asshole - NRG

Gets my vote!

"Bowels of the Owls"
This is the standard decent route off a formation called "Twin Owls" at Lumpy Ridge in CO. It is a 250ft chimney on the back side of the Owls and in my mind the most appropriately named route I've ever seen.

CornCob wrote:Harry Butthole Pussy Potter

That's god-damned amazing.

My favourites are Flex Capacitor and the 60 meter enduro layback "Filibuster" pitch of Right Wing.

Magical Chrome Plated Semi- Automatic Enema Syringe
Pseudo Wallet Eater
Pizza Dick
Hitler's Sex Life
Smoke and Mirrors
Grandmother's Challenge
Caveat Emptor
The Snaz

Rosy Crucifixion
Femp
Kloof
To RP or Not to Be
Pan Handling

"Dat Be Up Da Butt, Bob" (Smith Rock, OR) - a response to a game-show host asking "Whats the weirdest place you've made whoopie".

"Unimpeachable Groping" (Red Rock, NV)

Always been a big fan of "the Biggest Tits in Country Music" and "trip master monkey" in the Voo

"Honkey Jam Ass Crack", South Platte
"Magical Chrome Plated Semi-Automatic Enema Syringe", Lumpy Ridge

"Sex Never did this to My Hands" the Outlets, Custer Stat Park, SD

prestige world wide wall: Bolts & hoes

Ryan Nevius wrote:In the Owen's River Gorge, there's a route with the following name: You have been nothing but trouble since the day I laid eyes on you; You’'re like a thorn in my side; I don'’t know from one day to the next what stupid lame brain stunt you’'re gonna pull; Now get out of here, get out of my office, get out of my life, once and for all get out, out, out!

Gomer Pyle