Need my climbing dream analyzed
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It was a short dream. I was looking down at my chalk bag (I was not in my underware) which was laying on its side on the ground and I knew in my head that it was almost empty of chalk. The wind was blowing across the bag and blowing away what little chalk remained. I stared into the black void of the empty bag for a while. And then the dream was over... I don't really use much chalk when I climb and I have a spare block in my rope bag. Can I blame this on my parents? |
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first and foremost i need to say that I am no way attempting to provide you with any form of counseling and this should be seen as one climber to another, not an attempt at online therapy... my liability insurance should be happy with that. |
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Jeff, |
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Dust in the wind |
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I think the chalk represents the diminishing number of climbing years left to you. The wind of time is slowly stealing them from you. |
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Not So Famous Old Dude wrote:I think the chalk represents the diminishing number of climbing years left to you. The wind of time is slowly stealing them from you. I think Old Dude's probably right. Shut up Old Dude. None of us wants to hear that. |
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OUT OF CHALK?!? I would have woke up screaming! |
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So I'm not a woman in a man's body? Thank god for that. Guess I over analyzed a tad bit... If I have this same dream again, I will reach down and cinch the opening of the chalk bag thus shedding my mortal coil. Cool! |
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Jeff Stucker wrote:It was a short dream. I was looking down at my chalk bag (I was not in my underware) which was laying on its side on the ground and I knew in my head that it was almost empty of chalk. The wind was blowing across the bag and blowing away what little chalk remained. I stared into the black void of the empty bag for a while. And then the dream was over... I don't really use much chalk when I climb and I have a spare block in my rope bag. Can I blame this on my parents? Frequently, dreams that are remembered are dreams that occur during or just before waking sleep. This is why sometimes things happening in real life enter the dream, or why a dream that is illogical enough may wake you up distrubed- if the conscious mind wrangles in a dream, it can take over- cause you to stare into the chalk bag trying to figure out why it is even there, etc... |
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Shawn Mitchell wrote: Dust in the wind All we are is dust in the wind All we are is dust in the wind Dust in the wind Everything is dust in the wind Kansas, eh? |
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My girlfriend says you need to go to a "Dong Doctor" and freeze your sperm now. My initial response was also Freudian in nature. Not wearing underpants, almost out of chalk, empty bag, wind exposure . . . but, hell . . . it's just a dream. |
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Jeff |
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I just saw one of those "You wouldn't say it in person, so why say it online?" ads, and I don't feel guilty . . . yet. I think Sam and I are safe, for now. Sam, there was a "mom" joke in the commercial, though. But I'm still laughing. This thread is going to be great. I can't wait. Jeff - YOU ARE A BRAVE GENIUS - freeze your sperm now! |
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Jeff I was going to say when I was your age I did not wear any, but I looked at you bio and you are only 12 years younger than me. Plus you live in Englewood |
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Dave Holliday wrote:We need more data to make a diagnosis: describe in single words only the good things that come into your mind about your mother. "I'll tell you about my mother....BANG" |
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Jeff Stucker wrote:I was looking down at my chalk bag (I was not in my underware).... dream-descript a little unclear - do you usually climb in your underware or go-comando..? |
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The diminishing amount of chalk represents the general state of all of you climbing gear. It's in sad shape. |
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oh man...you had the chalk dream. |
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I think that James Brown was calling to you from the other side re: 'Papa's got a brand new bag' |
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Jeff Stucker wrote:Can I blame this on my parents? Did they make you eat shank with a pliable plastic spork? |
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Wow, I had a very brief climbing dream a night or so ago myself. I shit you not. I was doing some move and I was very, very sleepy. Free soloing, I believe. It's still very hazy. So I know I'm too tired to pull the moves, but I do it anyway. And then I fell. Nothing more. I think it means you shouldn't climb when tired. |




