Ally L > Forum Messages

Mar 12, 2026 With all due respect Andrew, fuck that. I wanna thank all the women and men who pushed back relentlessly on this thread to get the word out despite clear attempts to prevent th… View Message

Mar 7, 2026 I, like T and many of my friends, bought that book waaaaaay too early in our climbing careers to really understand what Arno was saying.Wouldn’t be bad to revisit though!… View Message

Mar 5, 2026 I met one of my dear friends T a day ago at my local crag. I hadn’t climbed with her since we got weathered out of Moab in November and she had been dirtbagging since the… View Message

Mar 5, 2026 This point has been shoved in my face for 8 pages, why do you all feel the need to keep hammering it home? In light of what is coming out now, have you ever considered the emot… View Message

Mar 2, 2026 You mods are perpetuating a shitty culture whether you wanna accept that or not, can’t wait for this post as well to violate rule #1 of this cesspool of a forum. View Message

Mar 2, 2026 Hey good to know that my perspective, one of the few female ones on this post, was quickly deleted by MP mods! Thanks for the support, online climbing community! Really made me… View Message

Feb 14, 2026 Any ledge is a bivy ledge when you suck at climbing. View Message

Feb 10, 2026 If we’re gonna keep thread drifting about metolius (the blacks are rad, wtf), my other toxic trait is that I freaking love the metolius mini wires. Sorry you guys have An… View Message

Feb 8, 2026 I quit smoking the millennial way- which means I switched to vapes, which are immorally easy to suck on all day outside. I’m stress vaping an entire multi pitch and I hat… View Message

Feb 5, 2026 You yelled “ROPE!” but there’s no one else around. View Message

Jan 9, 2026 My diary entry after reading this, btw :’(Also I thought there was an overlap in frequencies between FRS and GMRS radios, but I can take a work walkie home tonight and ch… View Message

Jan 9, 2026 The DeWalt talkies are ~$140 at Lowe’s, which is still about $80 cheaper than the Rocky Talkies but 1000x higher quality:- utilizes UHF frequencies. Rocky Talkies use FRS… View Message

Jan 8, 2026 Naaaaah, it’s THESE walkies that are highly superior in every way:Dewalt gang gang for life!!! (Actually don’t get them, I don’t need all of you nerds jamming… View Message

Jan 4, 2026 Nick you need to nuke this thread. Release us :’( View Message

Jan 4, 2026 Like Kendrick Lamar once said, some of you talk way too much and it’s killing the vibe. View Message

Dec 23, 2025 Ohhhhh my God meeeeee?? Really???    View Message

Dec 22, 2025 The crustiest dude you know brought this and only this for meals on the wall and swears by it:(It goes without saying that it’s eaten straight from the can, cold.) View Message

Dec 4, 2025 Your belayer looking up the exact moment you chalk up: View Message

Nov 23, 2025 What I think is happening (disclaimer I have poor reading skills): View Message

Nov 22, 2025 CASE CLOSED! Au revoir, Moab! View Message

Nov 21, 2025 We were climbing last week at Optimator Wall (I think?) and my buddy was talking about how time is meaningless yet we have clocks everywhere, even on our coffee machines. You s… View Message

Nov 19, 2025 Hiked thru the Chesler Park/Joint Trail loop at Canyonlands and it was def one of my favorite national park trails! So breathtaking- I would definitely return to this NP.But I… View Message

Nov 19, 2025 Got rained out of indian creek this week and I have a couple days to hang around (gotta be in Vegas on Sunday).Honestly the highlights of this trip have been hiking thru Canyon… View Message

Oct 24, 2025 yooooo pm’d! View Message

Oct 23, 2025 Erik, you around the valley next week? Can I save on the shipping and pick it up in person? View Message

Oct 22, 2025 Holy Spirit: Be not afraid.Biblically accurate anchor: View Message

Oct 19, 2025 What Totem bros see when they look at my gear loop racking a full set of Power Cams: View Message

Oct 18, 2025 The “Getting There” MP description for your local crag that’s on private property: View Message

Sep 29, 2025 Anytime there’s more than 3 spotters on a highball:(Everyone else has no idea how to catch a fall and is actively making it worse.) View Message

Sep 21, 2025 Hour 24 (yes, 24) into my 30 hour ascent of Matthes Crest: View Message

Aug 29, 2025 Ah dang, thanks for the feedback. I don’t like the bulkiness of Ocun or Wide Boyz gloves, I can literally feel the way they change my crack technique and they get super s… View Message

Aug 28, 2025 It’s always the ever ambiguous small/medium/large sizing and never, you know, actual measurements.Does anyone know how Wild Country crack gloves compare to say, BD or OR… View Message

Aug 28, 2025 Nooooo please I’m too broke to be reading this :’(, but I’m so very down for the aesthetic: View Message

Aug 26, 2025 Jeremiah if you spent $600 on this hideous outfit your kids should absolutely send you to a nursing home. These are not decisions of a sound mind. View Message

Aug 26, 2025 Climbing clothes that aren’t fugly as hell.There’s a thousand small brands out there printing tacky climbing jokes on tshirts or repurposing old ropes into belts (s… View Message

Aug 22, 2025 I will also be too tired to lead any of the hard pitches, sorry :( View Message